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[Switch off the labyrinth and check the network proper on any one of the terminals, and you shall be greeted by the stern, stoic face of one Princess of Hyrule. She looks somewhat tired, like she hasn't had a good night's sleep, but even so, there is a tranquil sort of absolute fury in her eyes.]

Is it possible to access the locked elevator without the clear- or red-collared workers' "assistance"?

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[She blinks, surprised.]

You do? To the one people were taken to for this "experiment"?

Yeah, it's the same one I take up to the roof for that dumbass job they've got me doing.

I see...

[Her brow furrows as she considers this information.]</small. ... Perhaps it is because of your job that it only goes to the roof for you. I have been a part the Tower's "games" in the past, and I know it must go somewhere else.

Want to know something else?

Yes?

The elevator's got no business being there. There's no room for it.

Why is it always elevators, anyway. Why can't we get some sort of tragic accident on a staircase for once. Or roboguards freaking out on staircases. Or a hatch you got to open to the outside world in a stairwell.

[His quiet ramblings just get a bit of staring in return, because wow. Maybe she should be thankful there are no real elevators in Hyrule.]

Given this place's fondness for bending and breaking the typical laws of the world, I am not surprised. That said, I... cannot say I am terribly familiar with the mechanics of such things as a whole.

[Oh, right, he was talking about the tower. He was way more tired than he should have been, plus his voice felt a little hoarse.]

Well, usually elevators take up space. A lot of space. That's pretty much all ya need to know in this case.

[That's him interpreting you to mean 'I'm not terribly familiar with physical mechanics, Zelda. Blame it in the tiredness.]

The ones in the Tower, they're just there.

So are you planning a break in?

... I see. That is... odd, to say the least.

[Yeah, she knows that feel, bro. Which is why she doesn't press the issue. But she nods.]

Should I be able to find a way to open the doors, yes, I am.

Rescue attempt?

[Again, she nods.]

I am tired of simply watching as the Tower toys with us.

Smash a hole in it. If something won't open, that works.

[Maybe just a hint of amusement at that. So simplistic.]

I shall keep that in mind, thank you.

Good luck... you're gonna need it.

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Video | We are not amused.

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