[♏ 04] arachnidsGrip began trolling theNetwork

[fabricates]

As usual this place is just one 8ig 8ullshit factory.
They fuck with us over and over again and give us what? Crap from home that's supposed to make up for it?
Well I 8't 8iting for this stuff. What am I even supposed to do with a FLARP 8ook here? Play?
........Actually, that wouldn't 8e such a 8ad idea! Any8ody want to play l8er?

[Fail Filtered to John Egbert]

Hey Eg8ert. You didn't have to do that 8ack there. In the la8yrinth, I mean.
It sucks pretty 8ad that I couldn't win, huh? 8ut I made it pretty far! Until Makara got me. Ugh, I can't 8elieve he managed to kill me.
Aaaaaaaanyway. Thanks.
May8e we could hang out l8er or something? It's pro8a8ly 8een a while since I've 8een here if what I heard from Vantas is any indic8tion.

[Fail Filtered to Romeo]

Heeeeeeeey kid. You sure did sponsor me a lot!
It's nice to see someone recognize my gr8ness.
Thanks for all of that, I suppose. Even if your human food just keeps getting weirder and weirder. ::::/
What was that stuff in the 8ox? A luncha8le? What is that even?

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[fabricates]

My filters are fine!!!!!!!!
Ugh, w8. The tower must have fucked with them. They're just really piling on the 8ullshit, aren't they?
Anyway, everyone pro8a8ly died, I wouldn't 8e surprised. Who killed you?

[knightime]

im not even surprised
theyre on a roll or something
cant be stopped
augh fuck this place and its shit atm
tbh
i dont even really know who they were other than they were an adult troll
she also had a lot of hair
like her hair can rival the amount of bullshit this place throws at us
oh and she was a huge fish bitch
and probably off her rocker

[fabricates]

Ohhhhhhhh man, you got culled 8y Her Imperious Condescension?
Hahaha, sucks to 8e you!
She's at the top of our hemospectrum, there's 8asically no way you could have won against her.
If she was in the la8yrinth, then she must have 8een the winner.

[knightime]

thanks
i feel better about myself
at least now i know i didnt totally die for nothing
i dont know who won though
i guess someone would know since it was all broadcasted
god damn it i cant believe they broadcasted this bullshit

[fabricates]

I never said you didn't die for nothing, 8ecause you did.
I'm just saying there's no way you could 8eat her in a million sweeps is all.
You're seriously surprised they 8roadcasted it after all of the 8ullshit they put us through? ::::/

[knightime]

it could have been worst
someone totally lame could have killed me
i died with some sort of dignity
kind of
not really
dying really fucking sucks
i didnt think our shit could be broadcasted
i mean what happens after you die or whatever

[fabricates]

You're really terri8le at 8eing convincing.
It's really pathetic! Hahahah.
Mine wasn't 8roadcasted or anything, so I guess you've just got 8ad luck.

[knightime]

i dont even know what im trying to be convincing with
that i died with dignity?
because me dying is probably on the network
stabbed by giant fork or whatever
no but seriously
please enlighten me at what im trying to convince you with or whatever
i dont think anyone saw it anyways

[Although he really meant more anyone that he cared to see saw it. If that makes sense.]

[fabricates]

It's a trident, dum8ass.
Though it might as well 8asically 8e a culling fork.
I have no idea what you're trying to convince me of 8ecause you're so 8ad at it.
Figure it out yourself.
Plenty of people pro8a8ly saw it. Did you ever consider that no8ody gives a shit a8out you????????

[knightime]

i know its a trident
but it basically is just an oversized fork no matter how you look at it
youre the dumbass
im not trying to convince you of anything
just because no one cares about you doesnt mean you should be projecting your life and mindset on others

[Plus he's already considered it.]

[fabricates]

You eat with forks. You don't eat with tridents. Duuuuuuuuh.
How would you know if people care a8out me or not? It sounds more like you're the one projecting.
I'm not a pathetic w8ste of space like you. So I can't say I'm surprised you'd want to make yourself seem less so!

[knightime]

what if a trident is just what you call an oversized fork?
discrimination against forks
haha
oh man
yes
i totally want to be you
how did you know
who told you my secrets
i always wanted to be a spider troll
blue blood
candy corn horns
the whole shebang
my secret is out
i want to be a bitchy girl troll
my favorite num8er is 8
thats how it works right?

[fabricates]

Oh my god, do you ever quit 8a88ling?
I never said you wanted to 8e me, 8ut you sure got defensive a8out that fast!
May8e you do want to 8e me. :::;)
I regret to inform you that there can only 8e one of me, Strider. Unfortun8, 8ut true.

[knightime]

no
i like to see my text
this giant wall of red
soothing to the eyes
i really dont want to be you
i enjoy the ladies but i dont really want them on myself
also having a dick is pretty nice
you realize the irony of that statement
were staying in a tower where its basically crawling with alternate universe us
didnt think id see me in purple
sure as hell got proven wrong

[fabricates]

There's no irony a8out it. I am the only Vriska Serket.
Who cares a8out the fakey-fake imperson8ers and altern8 timeline versions?
8ecause I sure don't! They're meaningless in the end.
You should know all a8out doomed timelines and their uselessness. ::::)

[knightime]

cant handle another you?
afraid they might be better?
wow f u
the only things i make are stable time loops
soz but its the truth

[fabricates]

They're never 8etter.
Like I said, they're doomed Vriskas. They 8n't got anything on the alpha. Which is me, 8y the way, in case you were confused.
So what a8out all of those dead Daves lying around? Oooooooor, how a8out that sprite of yours that is the very incarn8tion of a doomed you?
::::O

[knightime]

yes
thank you for making sure i knew
what would i do without you
how about you shut up because you dont know what youre talking about
im pretty sure you were pretty much worshipping egberts cock the entire time anyways

[fabricates]

You sound so 8itter, Strider!
I'm just making pleasant convers8tion and 8onding with you over your game experience........
You don't have to 8e such a sore loser. It's un8ecoming.

[knightime]

that was the shittiest lie ive ever heard since john denies having a complete boner for nic cage
youre lying and you know it so fuck off
like you actually care about my game experience anyways

[fabricates]

Haha, you're soooooooo mad!
It's hilarious.
And sure I care a8out your game experience. I care a8out how much you fucked it up.

[knightime]

except i didnt
at least get your facts right
but i guess that isnt possible for a crazy backstabbing broad like you
oh right
forgot to say thanks btw
thanks for making a crazy fucking teleporting space poodle or whatever
and wrecking our shit
we appreciate the crap

[fabricates]

That 8n't my fault, Strider.
If I remem8er correctly, and I always do, Eg8ert was the one who accidentally prototyped that hellhound you call a first guardian.
So you're pinning the 8lame on the wrong person entirely!
You humans doomed our session, not the other way around.

[knightime]

terezi told me fun facts
sounds like you either think im an idiot
which i wouldnt be surprised
you think everyone is an idiot
or you worship johns cock
but anyways
either that or youre way behind on our little time line escapade
you sound like were at the end of our rope
we just got started
too bad i dont know what exactly
funny how getting dragged into this shithole works