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As usual this place is just one 8ig 8ullshit factory.
They fuck with us over and over again and give us what? Crap from home that's supposed to make up for it?
Well I 8't 8iting for this stuff. What am I even supposed to do with a FLARP 8ook here? Play?
........Actually, that wouldn't 8e such a 8ad idea! Any8ody want to play l8er?

[Fail Filtered to John Egbert]

Hey Eg8ert. You didn't have to do that 8ack there. In the la8yrinth, I mean.
It sucks pretty 8ad that I couldn't win, huh? 8ut I made it pretty far! Until Makara got me. Ugh, I can't 8elieve he managed to kill me.
Aaaaaaaanyway. Thanks.
May8e we could hang out l8er or something? It's pro8a8ly 8een a while since I've 8een here if what I heard from Vantas is any indic8tion.

[Fail Filtered to Romeo]

Heeeeeeeey kid. You sure did sponsor me a lot!
It's nice to see someone recognize my gr8ness.
Thanks for all of that, I suppose. Even if your human food just keeps getting weirder and weirder. ::::/
What was that stuff in the 8ox? A luncha8le? What is that even?

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You're ok with this crap???????? ::::/
They're mocking us 8y giving us stuff from our destroyed worlds.
I don't want anything from the people in charge running this place. They do whatever they want with us like we're dum8 little pawns and then give us shitty trinkets like that's going to make up for the fact that they tortured us.
You must 8e pretty stupid if you're plac8ed 8y something so small and insignificant.

I'm making the best of a bad situation.

Furthermore, it seems odd they would save such "trinkets" if our worlds were truly annihilated as they appear to be on the screens, don't you think?

[Really, did no one really think</em these things through?]

Oh gr8, you're one of those ignorant optimists.
I 8et the people in charge love your type. The kind that just lay 8ack and accept the 8ull they dole out on all of us.
8ut anyway, yeah. I thought that was suspicious for a while, 8ut I got sent 8ack to the Veil and everything was 8usted. It was just a 8ig wasted rock.
So they might actually 8e telling the truth a8out that. Unless that was another stupid experiment of theirs.

[Maybe to someone playing the short game, he'd appear to be complacent. How cute~ Maybe she deserves a smidge of advice.]

Morale is a valuable commodity in a place like this. I'm trying to retain it.

I wouldn't put much past these shadowy operatives.

Hahaha, morale? That's pretty useless in a place like this.
You're 8etter off getting to the 8ottom of it and making the people responsi8le pay.
8ut whatever, you humans always do shit in the dum8est way possi8le, so I shouldn't 8e surprised.

[Yeah yeah blah blah blah. What was this person, a kid?]

What makes you think I'm human?

Aren't you? Every8ody in this place that isn't a troll seems to 8e a human........
If you aren't human, what are you?

[At least the assumption is based on some logic, however flawed.]

Is that so? My planet had many different species, many sorts of humans populating it. The majority here seems to be the thin-skinned type humans and, as you've said, trolls.

You didn't answer my question, non-human!
Just what are you, if you're soooooooo different?

Oh no, I'm definitely human. I just see now that the definition is much narrower here than I'm used to. You don't know of humans with scales or feathers or fur or thick hides, do you?

No?
Well, I guess there's Noir, 8ut he's a game construct made 8y prototyping so that pro8a8ly doesn't count.
And he wasn't really human to 8egin with.

So, not a natural population, then. Were there any more like him, or was he a unique individual?

He was unique. 8efore the prototyping in Eg8ert's session, he was just a Carapacian like every other Dersite and Prospitian in Sgru8.
In our session, that's all he ever was too.

Carapace... Insectoid, I assume? Or something more arachnoid instead?

Kind of, 8ut not really.
They 8asically look like humans just without your weird pink skin. They're 8lack and white.
It's supposed to 8e this whole allusion to chess, I guess. Which is pretty dum8, 8ut I didn't make the game.

So, a game somehow made an entire race of people, fashioned after the game of chess. How marvelous!

And for your edification, thin-skinned humans come in more shades than just pink.

Marvelous? How???????? It would have 8een 8oring if it'd just 8een a game of chess. I wouldn't have even 8othered playing.
Whatever, I'm not an expert on humans. 8ut I think I saw a dark skinned human in that movie Eg8ert showed me? Anyway, it's not really that important. The carapaces aren't 8ased off trolls, that's all I know.

Marvelous because creating a whole new species is not an easy feat. At least, not where I come from. Perhaps it's different with you.

The whole point of Sgru8 is to cre8 new universes and species. It's kind of the 8ig reward you get for 8eating it, getting to rule over the universe you cre8 as gods. Not that everyone who plays gets that far.
The Carapacians are just game constructs in Sgru8, 8ecause it's the same for every session from what I saw.

It sounds too fantastic to be real. Is there a catch beyond the low success rate?

I wouldn't know a8out that. Our session got screwed 8ecause of Noir.
It was fixa8le. I waaaaaaaas going to fix it 8efore I got dragged here.
8ut we did cre8 a universe and a new race. We cre8ed humans. ::::)

[Oh that definitely pings his interests.]

You created life, too? How did you manage it? Magic?

It was part of the game. Our Knight and our Space player had to do the whole frog 8reeding thing to make the new universe.
Life just kind of came with it like a packaged deal.

So the mechanics were already in place; you didn't have to do it from scratch yourself.

Not really, it was just all a8out getting the right genetic sequence and the right frog.
8ut if you got it wrong........ It would pro8a8ly result in some monumental fuck ups in the new universe! Who knows.

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I like your Vriska already~

Oh gosh thank you!

You're welcome ^_^ I love bouncing terrible people off of each other

It's so much fun! :)

Re: It's so much fun! :)

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This is my favorite part of RPing Kuja: Gaia's... diverse population.

ahaha confusion abounds

It's hella fun. =3

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Not that Gaia is much better on this. I think the only major brown character is Lani ;w;

sobs :< alternia just has... grey lmfskjahk

Yep. XD; Vriska is not a human expert

lmao nope

No Kuja you don't want to play SBURB

yes he does shhh

I don't know if that'd be amazing or a disaster

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