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[reddeadvirtuoso]

is it too much to ask for a little fanfare for the end of the universe?
i mean come on im out there busting my ass to do damage to an oversized electronic that a two year old could do with gravity a hard floor and fifteen seconds of irresponsible parenting
the least i could get is some fucking fireworks when the universe ejects you from existence!
but fine whatever
first order of business
who the fuck took my shovel?
you give me my gun and my rad pjs and you dont give me my shovel thats stupid
second order of business dont step on the black globs
it sucks and its stupid
third order of business dont eat the eggs here theyre fucking nasty
like seriously poultry doesnt even come in that color
maybe they made it from the black globs

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

fish cake is a cultural delicacy in the northeast
its their culture ok!
sorry i know
a shooting star out of the sky decked in a killer red cape
but youre my best guy's guy i cant do that to him
and i cant do that to you :[
im only here to kick some douchebag ass and fuck names i dont need them

[knightime]

fish shaped waste products is not fish
its a ploy
a lie
the fish is a lie
its ok
ill be faithful
i vowed to him
and i know if i saw him in his wedding dress again id fall in love with him all over again
oh are you talking about jason riki and dax?
good luck with that

[reddeadvirtuoso]

so the fish was a lie all along?
the fish framed the cake?
dlal sure is lucky to have such an upstanding guy like you
jealous tbh
that what their names are?
the fuck kind of name is riki?
whatever doesn't matter what their names are
i'm gonna time warp into their war chamber and kick their asses either way

[knightime]

the cake was framed
the fish set it up for its eventual downfall
what a bitch
yea
idk
figured out riki really doesnt give a shit
he just kind of does whatever the fuck he wants
which isnt exactly good
but hes a step better than jason
jason is just the hugest dick
no one likes him
i think youre mistaking time warping with space teleporting
they dont actually work the same way
even if we wished it did

[reddeadvirtuoso]

wow the fish is an asshole >:|
probably got some cousin in law enforcement so it never got caught for it
fucker

anyway so
i'm supposed to hate this jason guy i take it?
i guess the asshole with a relatively normal name among shit like riki and dax is probably automatically a douchebag
but dually noted
nah man im working on this theory that lets me time hop back through spatial dimensions
its some grade a research i could get a college grant fo this kind of stuff

[knightime]

its why fish smell so bad
true fact

yea
just hate him extra bad
you dont need a reason
he gives himself more than enough for anyone to hate his guts
already thinking of college
wow i better step my game up a bit

[reddeadvirtuoso]

smells kinda
fishy

does he actually go strutting around here like an asshole?
i figured with the whole leaving letters mysterious captors thing theyd just try to operate behind the curtain like the wizard of oz
only without the green and way more evil
fuck yeah im thinking about it gotta raise the money since i was in diapers if im going anywhere
get a good education and then waste my degree on something like english
chop chop bro

[knightime]

were slowly leaving cool territory
better cut that shit off before it spreads

naw
the only time we really got to see them is when they address the network
or when theyre deciding to play games and doing things like operating on us
so basically theyll show up when they want and know we cant do anything about it
how can i even compete
the pressure is too much

[reddeadvirtuoso]

its ironic


[Jade that wasn't ironic at all.]

operating?
what do they do give you enough botox and plastic surgery until you look like a ken doll?
or do they like to play operation with the buzzers and weird little plastic butterflies in everyones organs
cmon man i believe in you
the best of the best do the best under pressure

[knightime]

of course

[Haha, no. It was pretty lame.ever wanted to be a toy soldier?
some scary ass fucking monster
youre in the perfect place then
although operation wouldnt be outside of what they would actually do
idk man
its hard
nobody understands

[reddeadvirtuoso]

they made you into a fucking monster?

[Ooooookay she's kind of...starting to get, a little freaked out by this place, is this guy being serious??]

something tells me thats not what youre supposed to do with your medical license and a scalpel
something tells me thats the exact opposite of what youre supposed to do
nobody really DOES understand :/

wow I can't even tell you what happened with that html fail

[knightime]

i know someone who did
it wasnt me though

[He got his legs chopped off though.]

basically
welcome to this shithole

all of this red killed it

[reddeadvirtuoso]

welcome to the hotel california i guess
we sure theres no return trip?

WELP

[knightime]

no one knows what happens when people leave the tower
so

[reddeadvirtuoso]

thats retarded

[knightime]

preaching to the choir
most of what this tower does is basically retarded
like
are you even surprised?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

not really
life seems to be full of a lot of retarded so i guess we can just keep on keeping on

[knightime]

its like life was retarded enough as it is
but this tower just wanted to be the overzealous and know it all asshole who wanted to make everyone else look bad so it decided to be even more retarded
it blew everyones expectation
except this is a shitty thing to overachieve in