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[reddeadvirtuoso]

so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!

Comments

[restitchtime]

I wanted to make a disparaging comment as everyone's come to expect from me at this point but it looks like you assholes have already filled the stupidity quota to bursting.

So great job gathering every idiot into one place for the rest of us to facepalm at, I guess. I hope whatever's bugging you ends up snapping somebody in half to make a glorious finale to this clusterfuck.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

why thank you!
:D

[restitchtime]

No problem what so fucking ever. If we get really lucky they'll put you back together wrong and we can spend a couple bonding hours playing real world Operation.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

i think theres a guy here that can do it for us actually
jason?
perfect trap to lure him out obviously!
how can he resist the temptation of assorting a scraggle of teenagers into abominations of anatomy!

[restitchtime]

Sorry, but I already played a couple rounds with that fucker. He's not worth the effort of setting out the goddamn bait.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

maybe so but itd be hilarious
someone told me he got surgery
once hes close enough we can yank his stitches

[restitchtime]

Seeing him like that was probably the best damn thing to come out of that clusterfuck.

Forget pulling the stitches, let's rip open his scars.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

now that sounds like a fucking masterpiece of art to me >:)

[restitchtime]

Pretty much the magnum opus of anyone's career across the visual disciplines. We can get one of the Lalondes to write up a nice pretentious douche sendoff about its meaning in modern society or what the fuck ever and we'll be all set.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

blah blah blah
some statement about the human condition and the current state of our medical institute
etc etc
and then five different words to mean "shit sucks"
i think weve got ourselves a smash hit

[restitchtime]

You forgot about the tearful last paragraphs talking about tentacle porn and the power of friendship.

...on second thought, that's probably just my purple asshole. Yeah, let's let them figure that out and skip right to the editing stage.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

no im pretty sure tentacle porn comes with the territory of being a lalonderific purple asshole
power of friendship though might be a bit more of a steep order
dont worry well hire some goody two shoes around here and make it fit

[restitchtime]

I wouldn't really know, I don't make a habit of talking with them if I can help it. Pity conversations don't mean I have to fucking enjoy them and look for repeats.

Just so long as we keep them as far away as fucking possible. I really don't feel like wading through more Pollyanna blind optimism bullshit.

[tortileghostwriter]

and a pleasant day to you as well rose

[restitchtime]

Wish me something a little more realistic and maybe I'll pretend you meant it, Lalonde.

[tortileghostwriter]

a day marginally less marred by the various and sundry sorts of bullshit this tower has on offer

[restitchtime]

I guess that's almost possible if I keep off the network, don't leave my dorm, and my roommates fall into mysterious comas again.



But you're still full of shit.

[tortileghostwriter]

well what else can i say i certainly tried

[restitchtime]

Bullshit you tried. I've seen better effort from roadkill.

[tortileghostwriter]

you must have witnessed some particularly lively tiretrodden rabbits

[restitchtime]

Squirrels, but what city assholes plow through with their off-road monster trucks really isn't the point here.

[tortileghostwriter]

yes i was about to say

[restitchtime]

I figured. That kind of nitpicky bullshit is right up your alley, isn't it?

[tortileghostwriter]

when it suits me i suppose

[restitchtime]

Which seems to be most of the time.