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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

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[themsthe8r8ks]

Another mustard 8lood?
I thought you all died!
Leaking your gross yellow 8lood everywhere when Feferi's lusus glu88ed.
Drip drip drip drip! ::::D

[geometry]

-(We11)
-(No+ +aking in+o accoun+ +he fac+ +ha+ our cap+ors can easi1y +ake +ro11s from before a wor1dwide apoca1ypse)
-(Feferis 1usus never g1ubbed)
-(My Feferis didn+)(anyway)

-(Has someone exp1ained +he a1+erna+e universes ye+)

[themsthe8r8ks]

I'm getting a 8riefing from pretendy pretending pretender pretend Karkat.
One that I dou8t will 8e 8rief at all.
If this is a joke I have to hand it to you guys!
8ravo for 8eing so coordin8ed!
Too 8ad the punchline is really shitty. ::::/

[geometry]

-(Hes ac+ua11y no+ pre+ending)
-(I promise you +his is en+ire1y rea1)(which is probab1y why you don+ find a punch1ine +o your 1iking)
-(+hough if you 1ike I wi11 s+ar+ in+roducing myse1f as Pre+endy Pre+ender Equius anyhow)

[He's being a little snippy because... well. He's never been terribly fond of Vriska or cerulean-bloods in general. So a combination of the two? No thanks.]

[themsthe8r8ks]

YOU'RE fake Equius?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
That's the 8est thing I've read all day!

[geometry]

-(G1ad I cou1d provide you wi+h en+er+ainmen+)

[themsthe8r8ks]

You always were such a gr8 pal! :::)

[geometry]

[...What.]

-(So you +wo were friends)(+hen)

[themsthe8r8ks]

[This is suddenly just too much fun. And she doesn't even have to lie.]

You didn't know?
My timeline's Equius has 8luer swill in his veins than I do!
We were neigh8ors and good friends 8efore he died.

[geometry]

-(I kind of assumed +he b1ueb1ood was yours)(since no+ once have I been mis+aken for any o+her)
-(I didn+ know he was par+icu1ar1y friend1y wi+h you)(+hough)

[He knew that Equius was a nutcase. But. Wow.]

[themsthe8r8ks]

He was the kind of friend you keep around to not look as 8ad.

[geometry]

-(I figured)

-(Anyway)
-(If youre rea11y +ha+ despera+e for grubsauce)(I have abou+ +en jars of chopped grubs)
-(You do know how +o cook +hem)(righ+)

[Normally he would have used them by now, but when the Tower gives you chopped Tyrian grubs and your moirail is the Empress-to-Be... well. Good thing they keep well.]

[themsthe8r8ks]

That's surprisingly generous of you, Fakequius!
8ut the real Captor says I have to eat this crap plain and I don't feel like w8ing anyway.

[geometry]

-(You do)
-(Bu+ in case you had forgo++en)(bodies do need nourishmen+ regu1ar1y)(Vriska)
-(I have no need for +hese grubs anyway so you migh+ as we11 have +hem)

[themsthe8r8ks]

I'll get them l8er then!
I'm 8usy now. Do you not even realize how many irons I have in the fire at this very moment????????
A lot of irons!
And anyway why should I trust a Zahhak to give me nourishment he won't eat himself.
Even a mustard8looded one.
No, especially a mustard8looded one!

[geometry]

-(+heres no+hing wrong wi+h +he grubs +hemse1ves)
-(Im no+ ea+ing +hem for o+her reasons)

-(Enjoy your p1ain oa+mea1 +hen)