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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

Comments

[geometry]

-(+here is no grubsauce)
-(Un1ess you have the grubs +o make i+ yourse1f)

[themsthe8r8ks]

Captor????????
Is this type like a lame weirdo day?
8ecause I didn't get the memo.

[geometry]

-(No+ Cap+or)(ac+ua11y)

[caliginous]

OH ITS ENDGAME ALRIGHT.
NOT THE ENDGAME YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
THE COLLAR COLOR IS THE LEAST OF YOUR MANY-FACETED PROBLEMS.
AS IS THE LACK OF GRUBSAUCE.
BUT YOU'LL EVENTUALLY FIGURE THAT OUT.
UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY *WANT* TO TAKE A SEAT AND LET ME EXPLAIN.
I'VE DONE THIS A FEW TIMES THOUGH, SO I'M PREEEEEEEETTY SURE I KNOW THE SCRIPT BY NOW.

[He doesn't bother saying hi. She won't remember.]

[themsthe8r8ks]

Another mustard 8lood?
I thought you all died!
Leaking your gross yellow 8lood everywhere when Feferi's lusus glu88ed.
Drip drip drip drip! ::::D

[themsthe8r8ks]

Karkaaaaaaaat!
Why are you using that color????????
You're making it look l8me! XXXXO


[She pretty much ignored everything he just typed, yep. God, what a poser.]

[hystericull]

every fucking time your motherfuckin ass all up and decides on itself to split.
AIN'T NEVER NEARLY MOTHERFUCKING BEING ALL FOR LONG E FUCKING NOUGH.
hope that fuckin goop gets good and stuck up all lodged in your motherfucking noise tube.
TIL ALL YOU CAN'T BE GETTING NO MOTHER FUCKING AIR DOWN TO THEM PUTRID MOTHERFUCKIN AIR SACS YOURS.
oh, how a brother would fucking pay his left shame globe to see on it.
BY THE MOTHERFUCKING BY.
make to pry the strangleband off this motherfucker's nugbone and you can be all at having your filthy hue back. >;oD
MESSIAHS MOTHERFUCKIN BE KNOWING I AIN'T STANDING TO HAVING TO BE LOOKIN ON IT NO FUCKING MORE.

[caliginous]

FOR MY OWN SICK AMUSEMENT, SERKET.
TO MAKE YOU STAND AROUND AND WHINE AT ME IN YOUR HIGH-PITCHED TONE OF TEXT UNTIL I INEVITABLY SWITCH IT TO SOMETHING MORE APPROPRI8.
EXCEPT, HOLY T8NTCHAFING SHIT, MAYBE IT 8N'T ALL THAT INAPPROPRI8 AFTER ALL.
BECAUSE ITS MY FUCKING BLOOD COLOR.

WELCOME TO TOWER WONDERFUCK, VRISKA.
THEY LIKE TO PULL DIFFERENT TIMELINES AND SESSIONS TOGETHER HERE.
LEAVE YOUR SANITY AT THE RESTING SLAB, YOU 8N'T GONNA NEED IT HERE.
OR MAYBE YOU WILL?
I CAN NEVER TELL WITH YOU.

[themsthe8r8ks]

Why are you so mad, Gamzee????????
Is it 8ecause I k8lled that weak weaky weak we8k saaaaaaaad excuse for a tr8ll?
That's too 8ad, 8ec8use he deserved 8t! He's lucky I w8nt eas8 on him!
And your h8nds 8n't any cleaner th8n mine are th8y????????
:::;)


[It's the only reason for his anger that she can think of. The comment about her splitting is worth pause, but not comment. Maybe he's from further on the timeline, after she leaves to fight Noir? That would make the most sense.]

[puppy_lancer]

i don't think they care whether or not your collar color goes with your tastes
these aren't really fashion accessories
and you gotta eat the oatmeal if you wanna eat eat anything else without puking

what's grub sauce?
some newfangled food?

[themsthe8r8ks]

You 8ast8ard you st8le my qu8rk!!!!!!!!
D8n't yo8 have any sh8me, Vant8s!
XXXXO x 8!!!!!!!!

[themsthe8r8ks]

Gru8 sauce is gru8 sauce, you new8.

[Sorry, guy. You caught her in the middle of a tantrum at a baaaaaaaad time.]

[caliginous]

OH MY GOD.
CAN YOU CALM YOUR RUMBLE SACKS FOR 8 FUCKING SECONDS?
ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS.
IGNORING THE FACT THAT I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING.

[themsthe8r8ks]

You c8n't 8e me, Karkat!
St8p trying to 8e me!!!!!!!!
You'll never 8e gr8 enough and it's t8tally l8me! Ugh!

[SHE IS RAGEQUITTING THIS CONVERSATION. For exactly... 8 seconds.]

8ut I guess it might 8e a little flattering that you tried. :::;)

[puppy_lancer]

hey i've been here longer than you
i'm not a new8 or whatever you're trying to say

[caliginous]

[Wow Vriska that's a sore spot cut that out right now.]

DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH, SERKET.
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME EXPELL MY NUTRITION SACK ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN TERMINAL.
DO YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN OR NOT?

[themsthe8r8ks]

You're a complete new8!
I don't have to 8e around for a while to know this.
I have an 8th sense for it!
And my new8 sense is tingling! :::;)

[puppy_lancer]

i'm older than you
from and oldder time period too
so if anything you're the new8

[themsthe8r8ks]

[If she finds out how sore that spot is she won't ever stop jabbing it!]

Fiiiiiiiine.
Let's hear your lame leader explan8ion, Serket wanna8e.

[caliginous]

THE VRISKA I'M FAMILIAR WITH WAS A BROWNBLOOD.
PUT THAT IN YOUR VAPOR INHALING STICK AND CHOKE ON IT.

DID YOU READ THE LETTER, OR DO I NEED TO START FROM THE BEGINNING?

[themsthe8r8ks]

Are you suuuuuuuure a8out thaaaaaaaat?
I could 8e thousands of sweeps old.
Then you'd still 8e nothing 8ut a new8ish little gru8 compared to my gr8ness.
Respect your elders, pupa!

[puppy_lancer]

you type like a kid

[Okay, so that's more of an guess than anything.]

and what's a sweep

[themsthe8r8ks]

I type like a troll, stupid.
A solar sweep is what we used to keep time on our planet.
You know, 8efore it was 8lown into a 8arren husk 8y meteors.
Human years seem to 8e half as long as troll sweeps from what I've o8served.
Now you should thank me for 8eing so informative and helpful!

[fashionfairy]

Vriska Is That Indeed Truly You
I Admit That I Am
Rather Appreciative
That You Have Also Arrived At This Aberrant Stronghold
I Have Been Attempting To Conduct Some Exploratory Investigations In Search Of Our Other Friends But With Insufficient Success

[geometry]

-(We11)
-(No+ +aking in+o accoun+ +he fac+ +ha+ our cap+ors can easi1y +ake +ro11s from before a wor1dwide apoca1ypse)
-(Feferis 1usus never g1ubbed)
-(My Feferis didn+)(anyway)

-(Has someone exp1ained +he a1+erna+e universes ye+)