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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

Comments

[themsthe8r8ks]

Fun and food?
Sounds like a gr8 deal to me!
You could say luck is always on my side in matters of life or death.

[true_noir]

You will like your hosts then. Many of the floors are all one long, deadly game, and they like to toy with us. Imagine one giant dollhouse run by a child that likes to tear the heads off of their dolls and light them on fire.

Welcome to the tower. I am Chloe.

[themsthe8r8ks]

I've changed my mind!
This is the 8est endgame eveeeeeeer!!!!!!!!
You can call me Vriska. I guess.

[She would lie about it, but her name has already been said on this network, so that would just look stupid.]

[true_noir]

[And Chloe was the sort who had learned to study networks for secrets people never planned to release, not that this one mattered after all.]

There are far worse afterlifes for the dead. I admit, the accommodations in my last little slice of eternity were better than this, and my collar was more attractive, but this place has its amenities.

And there are a few floors I do so like. Playgrounds, if you will.

[themsthe8r8ks]

You died?
Sucks for you.
8ut like you said, there are worse places to 8e.

[true_noir]

Death comes for us all.

I am quite the believer in enjoying my new existence. You could say death is quite the liberating experience in its own way, as is serving it.

[themsthe8r8ks]

Death is li8erating?
That's one way to look at it!
8ut once was enough for me, and I plan to stick around for a while longer.

[true_noir]

Once is enough for most people. I found everything so much easier to handle after the second time. But, you might want to be aware that death doesn't work quite the same in this place.

Your pretty little body they gave you? Just a toy they get to break before putting 'you' into another body. I hear it's quite painful if you're awake for it. Don't let that stop you from having a little fun, though.

[themsthe8r8ks]

The joke's on them!
My 8ody 8n't so weak that it can't handle a little damage.
8ut if there weren't any risks, there wouldn't 8e any fun. :::;)

[true_noir]

I would hope not. You would be a boring doll to play with if you broke at the slightest tweaking. But all of this posturing only goes so far, doesn't it?

Words can be so cheap and boring.

Lunch tomorrow?

[themsthe8r8ks]

Sure. As long as it 8n't oatmeal.

[true_noir]

Oh my, and here I thought I was clear.

Why don't we see if we can put our money where our mouth is and earn ourselves a 'proper' meal at the restaurant? Assuming you don't mind a little risk...

[themsthe8r8ks]

You want to team up with me?
Name a time and place and I'll 8e there.
8ut don't slow me down or I'll leave you 8ehind.

[true_noir]

And here I was about to say the same thing. How about tomorrow, around nine. They give you a task for your meal. Gives us time to track it down.

You're looking for a girl with purple hair. Don't disappoint me. I get that far too much.