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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

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[themsthe8r8ks]

We all have something we had to leave 8ehind. Deal with it.
You want me to 8eg for your help????????
Yeah sure. In your dreams may8e!
Do you dream a8out it, Gaaaaaaaamzee?
A8out poor helpless little Vriska on her knees 8egging and 8egging?
8ecause that's the closest you'll ever get to the real thing!
Hahahahahahahaha!

[hystericull]

don't talk on shit what you ain't motherfuckin getting your know of, girl.
BEEN ALL POPPIN MY MOTHERFUCKIN LOOKSTUBS ON YOU IN WHAT'S A MUCH WORSE STATE.
been fuckin one of the highlights of this whole motherfucking vacation.
IT ALL MOTHER FUCKING WAS.
shit was much fuckin better than any sleep-movies in my motherfuckin nug could all ever hope to be being.
GOT TO RIP YOU THE FUCK APART WITH THAT MOTHER FUCKING VROOM-VROOM STICK.
you know, the one that makes the noise.
WHATEVER THE MOTHERFUCK IT'S ALL BEING CALLED AND SHIT.
kept slicing chunks of you off til there all up and weren't none left to be fucking sliced.
HA HA HA HA.
ha ha ha ha.
HONK HONK HONK HONK.
honk honk honk honk.

;o)

[themsthe8r8ks]

Ugh stop fl8rting with m8!
It's so gr8ss and weird.
Y8u weirdo!

[hystericull]

how all can a brother be up and fuckin bouncing from this convo.
WHEN FUCKIN YOU ALL THROW DOWN SUCH SICK NICEYWORDS LIKE THAT AT HIM? :o)

fuck the motherfuck off, octotits.
AIN'T NO SCRAP OF ME WHAT BE WANTING NONE OF YOU LIKE THAT WAY.
i ain't gonna fuckin say it a mother fucking gain.

[themsthe8r8ks]

You keep denying it 8ut turn right around and do it again!
What happened to 8eing scared of me Gamzee????????
You were cuter when you weren't trying so hard. ::::)

[hystericull]

mother fucking yawn.
AND YOU WAS MORE FUCKIN INTERESTING WHEN YOU ALL WASN'T SO MOTHERFUCKING SHITTY AT TROLLING A BITCH.
wait, that was fuckin never.
GOTTA PUT A LITTLE MORE MOTHERFUCKING EFFORT IN TO ALL GET MY MOTHER FUCKIN GOAT.

anyways.
SINCE YOU AIN'T EVEN THE BROAD WHO I ALL WAS THINKING YOU MOTHERFUCKIN WERE UP AT BEING.
ain't got no reason to be wastin no more motherfuckin seconds with you.
LEST MY UMPTEENTH FUCKIN DEATH HERE BE CAUSED BY FUCKING BOREDOM.

[themsthe8r8ks]

You think I was trying to troll you?
Hahahahahahahaha!
You're even more desper8 and pathetic than I thought!
Your nasty clown carcass isn't worth the attention, loser.
Even lame little Tavros is more interesting than you!
Do you know why, Gamzee????????
8ecause you're 8ooooooooring!
All you've done is honk your own horn and 8a88le a8out how gr8 killing me would 8e!
Who HASN'T 8een so pissed at me they wanted to kill me at some point????????
8ut feel free to try!
You think I care? You think your shitty threats are enough to 8other me even an itsy 8iiiiiiiitsy 8it?
I know, let's ask one of my 8lack oracles or your precious messiahs!


Sources say no. :::;)

[hystericull]

hahahahahahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
backpedal some fuckin more, bitch.
YOU DON'T FUCKIN LIKE MY POLKA-DOTTED ASS?
wait right the fuck here while alls i get to spillin some grape juice down these little white cheeks mine.

SEEMED TO MOTHERFUCKIN HAVE THEM WEBBY PANTIES UP IN A FUCKIN TWIST EARLIER.
but fuckin all tell in a brother this, girl.
THE FUCK IS ELSE THERE TO MOTHERFUCKIN DO.
than honk my own motherfuckin horn, heh heh. ;o)
WHEN THE BITCH MOTHERFUCKIN WHO I ALL UP AND HAVE THE MOST FUCKIN MISFORTUNES OF SHARIN SUCH DULL TEXTUALIZATIONS WITH.
ain't staving off this lethargy none.

I CAME HERE FOR FUCKIN ENTERTAINMENT.
ask your precious little waterball if this exchange gets any fuckin better, will you.

[themsthe8r8ks]

All I see is "8luh 8luh huge 8itch why would I keep talking to you?"
And yet........!
You don't stop!
Is trying to troll a 8itch like me soooooooo irrisista8le that you'll 8ore yourself to tears for the chance?
Pathetic!!!!!!!!

My little 8all says it won't 8ecause it's just the sad ravings of a desper8 clown. :::;)

[hystericull]

ugh.
DUNNO WHY ALL A MOTHERFUCKER WAS GETTING HIS MOTHER FUCKING EXPECT ON AT MORE FROM YOU.
this back and forth ain't giving my motherfuckin jimmies the rustling in no way what that they like.
TOODLE MOTHER FUCKING LOO, SNORE WHORE.