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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

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<3 I WILL BACKTAG INTO YESTERDAY WITH YOU

[themsthe8r8ks]

John.
Shut up.
I'm eating your stupid gross human oatmeal and I have to wear this l8me ass color!
The least you can do is feel s8rry for me! XXXX(

OKAY GOOD ;w;

[ghostytrainer]

heh...well i do feel sorry for you but it's not because of the oatmeal or the collar.
to be honest, those are the least of your worries right now.

It was my turn to hiatus whoops ;w;

[themsthe8r8ks]

Everyone keeps saying that!
8ut I don't see what the 8ig deal is. ::::/

shhh it's okay u u

[ghostytrainer]

[Oh Vriska, Vriska, Vriska...]

you will, trust me.
i said the same thing when i got here too.

actually, if i am being completely honest i was still saying the same thing all up until last month.
but anyway, it's just something you have to kind of see for yourself before you believe it.