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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

Comments

[themsthe8r8ks]

To 8e a real Hero........
You have to die. ::::)
It's part of the deal!

[puppy_lancer]

well yeah
lots of us human heroes die young
but you make it sound like you have to die before you get called a hero?

[themsthe8r8ks]

Well, duh.
That's true of all heroes, not just the kind I am.
The universe doesn't care a8out what you've done until you die doing it.

[puppy_lancer]

i was a hero in my lifetime
everybody knew not to mess with me
or my country

[themsthe8r8ks]

8eing a 8adass doesn't make you a hero.
8ut I guess it's still pretty cool. ::::)

[puppy_lancer]

thanks
i'd still say i'm both a badass and a hero
since, well, i did die before
fits your definition of a hero

[themsthe8r8ks]

We'll see.
You can't just say you're a hero to 8e one, pupa.
If you were a hero 8efore you died you gotta keep meeting the standard!
Even after you die, you gotta give it all you're worth.
Otherwise you're nothing 8ut a has-8een.

[puppy_lancer]

i got into the throne of heroes
and i've got legends
think there's even a book of them in the library

[themsthe8r8ks]

Who cares?
If you aren't still trying to 8e a hero you're nothing 8ut a lazy ass.

[In truth, this stuff about him having a legend piques her interest, but like hell Vriska will tell him that. Not when getting reactions out of him is so EASY.]

[puppy_lancer]

hey i fight the monsters and protect people
i'm not lazy

[themsthe8r8ks]

I won't 8elieve it until I see it.

[puppy_lancer]

hang around in the halls at night and you just might see it.