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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

Comments

[destructiveprinciple]

┐(‘～`；)┌ you're a spirit eh?
big fat animal that eats grass and then poops it out

[themsthe8r8ks]

Ugh, no. That would 8e lame.
You mean a hoof8east. You want to put a hoof8east on 8read.
You're weird.

[destructiveprinciple]

aw, don't be rude. dead guys have feelings too.
what's with that slang?

hey i'm not the one who came up with the idea
that was some other member of my species
and it was WAY after my time

[themsthe8r8ks]

Did I hurt your pansy human feeeeeeeelings????????
Hahahahahahahaha! Deal with it!

It still sounds pretty dum8.

[destructiveprinciple]

BZZZZZZ-ZT sorry folks that answer was incorrect
jumping to snap assumptions like that tend to be, really!
deal with what?

astounding nobody noticed

[themsthe8r8ks]

Deal with the hurt feelings, duh. Can't you keep up?

Your species isn't very 8right, is it?

[destructiveprinciple]

why, i thought you were talking about the slang.
whoops.

i'd hate to break it to you but neither is yours from the looks of it
:)

[themsthe8r8ks]

The slang is pro8a8ly unique to my species.
Or you're just especially dum8, I don't know.

Who's the one that hasn't managed to die, here????????
Oh, right. Me. ::::)

[destructiveprinciples]

（・∀・）

you say you're superior because you're alive? yep your world's a hell of a lot different from mine
people kick all kinds of ass even after they're decreased
anyway weren't we discussing your species and not you being alive
do you speak for your species??

[themsthe8r8ks]

No, that's not what I'm saying at all, dum8ass.
I'm saying if you got yourself killed, you o8viously screwed up somewhere!
My species doesn't put weird stuff in their food, so we've still got di8s on superiority.
Not that it matters considering 8oth our species have 8een o8liter8ed anyway.