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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

Comments

[canofworms]

[Wait, what.

Where did that sense of superiority come from, then....]

It can't be too much worse than this place, right?

[themsthe8r8ks]

This place is already waaaaaaaay 8etter!
This is pro8a8ly where you try to tell me it's not a good place right????????
8ut screw that! So what if it's dangerous! Alternia was just as 8ad!

[canofworms]

Well, I wasn't going to...

[He's honestly not sure how much he can say about other planets.

But a planet worse than this place--]

You wouldn't be the first person to want to stick around here. Even if there's no grub sauce.

[themsthe8r8ks]

You don't like your planet either, huh? ::::/

[canofworms]

Ah, no. I actually need to go back, but I have met people who want to stay.

[To be honest, though, his planet is not his favorite.

Let's not get into that, though.]

[themsthe8r8ks]

How are you gonna manage that if your planet was wiped off the multiversal map? Stupid!

[canofworms]

If you're going to stay here, you should watch what you call people.

[The most placid rebuke ever. It's friendly advice!]

And it's a little hard to believe a piece of paper, don't you think?

[themsthe8r8ks]

lol
Do you seriously 8elieve I care if I piss someone off?
Here's a serket tip, from me to you........
It's what I'm good at! :::;)

[canofworms]

You probably don't care, but maybe you should. Even if the Tower's a cakewalk, the people could be a different story.

[themsthe8r8ks]

I'm not someone you should 8e worried for.
I'm exactly the kind of person you're trying to warn me a8out.

[canofworms]

At least you're aware of it. That's something.

[It's an edge, which probably means you're a less worrisome person than he thought, in both senses of the word. Possibly.

On the other hand...]

Let me say something else, then: just because you think you're one of them doesn't mean you're home free, all right?