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[knightime]

man
what the ever loving fuck was that???
alright
thanks so much shitty tower
i wanted to see earth as a desolate shithole
forget the fact that it shouldnt have even existed
and i was bored out of my skull
ugh
whatever
im back
got a little lost and went by the ruins of earth
etc
worst roadtrip
the radio kept playing bruno mars on repeat
the ac was busted
i have sand in places i didnt think it could get to
the scenery kind of sucked
considering there was none
what i miss???

Comments

[restitchtime]

Friends is really fucking stretching the definition of the word. I like to think of it more as serving my debt to society by keeping a bunch of assholes and morons in line.

[knightime]

that sounds harsh
guess im glad that my group werent as bad
and you can rest assured that rose lalonde sure as hell didnt take to being the idiot of the group
fancy that
being badass runs in the rose bloodline

[He wonders how bad her version of Dave is though.]

[restitchtime]

I haven't exactly been impressed with anyone whose last name was Lalonde that I've met so far, so you'll forgive me for not jumping on the 'she's probably ok' bandwagon like an asshole.

[HE'S A DICK

SUCH A DICK

WORLD'S BIGGEST DICK

and that was a thing even before the game started]

[knightime]

well ok
shes kind of snotty and she can be a bitch
but she gets shit done and she does the
try to do shit because she means best but sometimes it kind of doesnt end so well
maybe its a universal rule that lalondes are supposed to grate on our nerves

[He'd prefer if your purple version of you didn't try to psychoanalyze him and try to make up secret, deep desires of his heart. Thank you.]

[restitchtime]

I'd believe it. There must be something in the water up there that makes them total nightmares to deal with.

[luckily she doesn't have to deal with any of that, because that is grade a bullshit]

[knightime]

well
they live in like a fucking house in the middle of nowhere new york
how the hell do you somehow live in new york but still live away from society

[You mean John doesn't love talking about your erotic, homosexual desires? You're missing out.]

[restitchtime]

By scaring an entire fucking town away, I guess. Or setting up shop in the middle of a bumfuck nowhere national park.

[not really, because instead too busy belittling her failure to live up to the conventional ideas of femininity. it's fun.]

[knightime]

i guess they could afford the latter or do the first option
i wouldnt be surprised

[Dave would actually punch him for you. Wow, no one wants the judgment of a Lalonde.]

[restitchtime]

Honestly wouldn't surprise me if they did both just for shits and giggles.

[that would be a thing she's 0k with. Lalonde judgement is the shittiest of judgements.]

[knightime]

they probably did do both
some passive aggressive ritual or something

[Fucking Lalondes, how do they work.]

[restitchtime]

How the fuck has nobody committed them before now? Their batshittery's a little boggling.

[the Outer Ring only knows]

[knightime]

lalondes man
we might as well give up trying to understand it

[restitchtime]

It's just a migraine waiting to happen, so you're probably right. Trying's really fucking hard to shake though.

[knightime]

its like a drug weve gotten addicted too and now we cant stop
gotta understand these bitches when we know we cant
but we try anyways
man this is a shitty addiction

[restitchtime]

Why couldn't we have gone for something manageable like crystal meth? At least you get fucking government aid for breaking that habit.

[knightime]

because we like having challenges
ridiculously impossible challenges that deals with flighty broads and assholes
somewhere we went astray

[restitchtime]

Pretty sure that it started when we decided not to hit the block button right off the bat and kept talking.

But who knows? I'm just throwing guesses out there.

[knightime]

what convinced us to keep talking
why didnt we utilize the block button
oh right
i assumed that i could get her to block me first if anything
backing off from a fight isnt my way to go

[restitchtime]

Yeah, sometimes being unable to say no to a challenge really ends up biting you in the ass. I think that I was kind of doomed from the start, though - he got my handle from Harley, so I'm pretty sure no matter what I did he'd keep coming back.

[knightime]

considering how these sessions are
yea
nothing we did was going to stop the trainwreck coming our way
all aboard
choo choo

[restitchtime]

Damage control instead of prevention as usual, then. Just what I was looking forward to in my life, how the hell'd they know?

[knightime]

lucky fucking guess
nice to know

[restitchtime]

I guess somebody had to have all the luck that we seem to have been deprived of. What great fucking hands it's in.

[knightime]

i can sleep tonight knowing this
i feel safer already
you dont even realize

[restitchtime]

Oh, I can just imagine. Just be careful not to fall down in tears over how relieved you are, that shit's kind of frowned upon.