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[scalemate]

SO 1 4M NOT SUR3 HOW M4NY OF YOU H4V3 NOT1C3D TH3 G14NT WH1T3 SP1D3R R4MP4G1NG 4ROUND SOM3 OF TH3 FLOORS
BUT 1T H4S B33N 34T1NG P3OPL3
M3 1NCLUD3D!
1T 1S VR1SK4 S3RK3T'S LUSUS, BUT 4PP4R3NTLY SH3 D3C1D3D NOT TO W4RN 4NYON3 1T W4S H3R3 OR CONTROL 1T
SO 1 SUPPOS3 4LL OF US H4V3 TO T4K3 UP TH3 SL4CK, 4S USU4L!
1 4M NOT SUR3 1F 1T R3V1V3S L1K3 W3 DO, BUT 1'M GU3SS1NG Y3S
DO3S 4NYON3 H4V3 4NY SUGG3ST1ONS?

Comments

[fabricates]

[Oh OOPS it ate Terezi. Big loss there she feels so bad.]

I have no idea what you're talking a8out, Pyrope.
How can you 8e sure it isn't just another tower monster????????

[scalemate]

B3C4USE 1 4M NOT 4N 1D1OT >:\

[fabricates]

This place 8rought drones here 8efore, or did you forget a8out that and just jump to the conclusion that it's o8viously mine?
I know you just loooooooove trying to find more shit to hold against me.

[scalemate]

F1N3!
TH3N W3 SHOULD B3 4BL3 TO K1LL 1T
1F 1T 1SNT YOURS, H3LP M3 DO 1T

[fabricates]

Why would I help you with anything?
Kill it yourself.
Oh w8, you're pro8a8ly not good enough to do it on your own since you ended up spider food in your last encounter.
Am I right?

[scalemate]

STOP ST4LL1NG!

[fabricates]

I'm not stalling.
It isn't mine, Pyrope.

[private]

[caliginous]

IT
WHAT?
ARE YOU OK?

[private]

[scalemate]

Y3S!
1'V3 D13D 4BOUT 4 B1LL1ON T1M3S
1T 1S G3TT1NG PR3TTY BOR1NG!

[private]

[caliginous]

[Ugh he. Doesn't want to talk about this. But he can at least check up on her.]

WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

[private]

[scalemate]

1N MY ROOM!

[private]

[caliginous]

CAN I LIKE.
COME DOWN THERE?
OR.

[man this is awkward. he's pretty sure he never watched anything that touched on what happened when your lusus ate your girlfriend.]

[private]

[scalemate]

OF COURS3 YOU C4N, STUP1D!

[Wait until she finds out it's his!]

[private]

[caliginous]

[He takes a while to get down there. The guilt is kind of overbearing. But eventually, he arrives and manages to put on an awesome pokerface before he knocks.

Eight times.]

[midgarhorizon]

G33z. Y0|_| g|_|y5 s|_|r3 |</\/0\/\/ }{0\/\/ +0 l1\/3/\/ +}{3 pl4c3 |_|p.

(Geez. You guys sure know how to liven the place up.)

/drive by threadjack since she trawls the network constantly

[beknightedheroine]

woah

that is some serious rainbow tool text right there

when did we get one that types in rainbow tool text

was i comatose that day (‘◇’)

_{[Because she can't actively remember catching a post like this before and she's not sure whether to judge it as beautiful or eye searing or both.]}

[midgarhorizon]

Don't think there's a tool for it. I did it myself.

[Now that's dedication.]

[beknightedheroine]

no i mean like

yeah, no, okay

...how long did just that one sentence even take

[midgarhorizon]

Not long, but I'm pretty fast.

belated apology for scalemate's inbox

[beknightedheroine]

..hold please

<sub>[She has to try this.

A significant amount of time later:]</sub>

( )|<4Y |_E7'5 5EE |F | |-|4\/E 7|-|E p/-\7|E|\|©E F0R |\/|0RE 7|-|@|\| 4 $E|\|7nope

can't do it

you are an admirable rainbow splattered leetspeaking foe

[midgarhorizon]

Nice try, kiddo.

[wrigurun]

It's a lusus?

...

What's a lusus?

[fractus_animus]

We have to do something. It's eating people.

Even if we come back, this isn't going to end well. Are you sure it belongs to Serket-san?

... For that matter, I know this isn't my forte, but is there any way of ending this without more death?

[mamadonna]

I Have Encountered The Vile Beast Myself, Though I Was Unsuccessful In Dislodging My Weapon From It.

[knightime]

what the fuck?
it ate you???
did it eat anyone else
not that it matters
cuz bitch needs a major smackdown
i just want to make sure i give enough beatdowns to make up for whoever is getting eaten
motherfuck