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[looselips]

alright, you chuckleheads.
you're all obviously very bored, and since you're incapable of coming up with entertainment that isn't pants-on-head retarded, I'm here to help you out.
I know, I know, I'm very generous.
so, here's what we're going to do:

reply to this post anonymously and say whatever the hell you want.

seriously, that's it.
blubber about how mean the admins are, talk shit about people you want to punch in the face, whatever.
trust me, you'll feel better after.


[ ooc: The most IC of IC anonmemes! Just indicate whether something is anon or not in your comment header. Shinji will put up a couple of example thread headers, but feel free to have characters make their own. Some of Shinji's replies might come from gamechamp. ]

Comments

[Anon] YOU GOT TO WONDER

[turntechtrainer]

what other sorts of monsters are out there to be discovered
like a dick monster
we have that weird organ floor its not like this is that far of a stretch
go on take a second and picture what else might be lurking
do it

anon

[doctor_dismemberment]

You sound really hopeful, anonymous

anon

[turntechtrainer]

im fucking bored

anon

[doctor_dismemberment]

I believe you




















(I don't)

anon

[turntechtrainer]

this is how much i care


















































(spoilers: i dont)

anon

[doctor_dismemberment]

You cared enough to respond to me

[Anon] DAVE PLZ YOU'RE SO OBVIOUS

[ghostytrainer]

Spoilers: the dick monster lives under your bed, Dave.

[Anon] ONLY TO YOU. STFU

[turntechtrainer]

spoilers: no one knows who this dave is
also stfu

[Anon] MORE LIKE ONLY TO EVERYONE EVER

[ghostytrainer]

please.
Everyone knows who Dave is!

He's that guy.
The dude with the blog. How could you not know about him?

[Anon] LIES AND SLAUNDER

[turntechtrainer]

wrong
no one knows what he is
if he has a blog its like a shitty blog
i mean hes probably some amazing awesome guy but come on does that matter here

[anon]

[pitiedthefool]

you know
some of us here can actually summon a dick monster in our home worlds and universe
it's less of a stretch than you think

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

what
seriously
youre joking right

[anon]

[pitiedthefool]

nope
unfortunately this anon fused him to create a giant fly shaman demon before coming here but
i think someone named aleph has him still
ask him

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

hold on back up a second
you fused a dick monster to get something else??
how in the name of
you know what
i really dont think i want to know anymore

[anon]

[floreatnoctem]

ask the persona users- I'm pretty sure one of them can actually summon one.

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

this answer has already been provided and horrified over

[anon]

[floreatnoctem]

Oh, a shame. I'd hoped to traumatize you myself.


Did they mention it has a chariot?

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

why

[anon]

[alephbet]

Yeah, I still have the dick monster with me.

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

i have to ask
how did you even get stuck with it
i thought i had heard it all then this came around
it just goes to show be careful what random comments you put into the void
you might get an answer

[anon]

[alephbet]

Mara's a powerful demon. After defeating him, he allowed me to summon him as one of mine. Thankfully his reputation in the Abyss as a strong demon is enough that mine doesn't suffer by association.

...Actually I think by that point my reputation was improving his.

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

so you had to fight him
in order to be permitted to make him rise to your aid
am i the only one seeing the crazy in this situation

[not anon]

[angramaintsu]

are terhre really dick monsters

[anon]

[turntechtrainer]

yep
things i thought wouldnt exist
i stand corrected

[anon]

[pitiedthefool]

look up

someone actually posted a video of their mara