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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

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I may or may not have a couple of icons of them UuU*

[fashionfairy]

I Am Well Aware Of Your Opinions Of My Fussyfangs
But Yes
I Am Happy That You Are Here
I Only Recently Arrived And This Place Is Very Strange And Confusing
The Missive Left In Our Waking Place Suggests That We Were Extricated For Our Safety
Which Given Our Former Situation Our Rescue Is Not Entirely Abhorrent
However I Have Been Told That The Tower Is Much More Dangerous Than Our Rescuers Or Captors Would Have Us Believe
Either Way I Had Hoped That We Might All Be Together As The Last Remains Of Our Species

[themsthe8r8ks]

[Hey, if Terezi was pissed at her for that, why not Gamzee, right? Vriska does something completely normal and everyone h8s her for it anyway! So typical.]

I h8 to admit this........
8ut I'm having even more trou8le making sense of your squawking than usual.
What are you 8a88ling a8out?

[themsthe8r8ks]

In sweeps that's like 15.
Still just a 8rat! You have a loooooooong way to go, pupa!

[Okay so 15 sweeps is a pretty respectable age and she's only 6 herself. But he doesn't need to know that.]

[puppy_lancer]

i'm a hero
already seen lots of things that normal people haven't
so not that long of a way

[hystericull]

DON'T FUCKIN BE ALL UP AND ACTING LIKE YOU AIN'T GOT A SHIT'S TIT ON WHAT ALL I BE.
mother fucking.
8A88LING A8OUT.
you motherfucker.

ALL YOU NEED TO BE MOTHER FUCKING KNOWING AT IS WHAT ALL I BE STICKING AT YOUR PAN-IMPAIRED NUG RIGHT THE MOTHERFUCK NOW.
i will motherfuckin kill you.
I AIN'T MOTHERFUCKING FALLIN FOR THIS PRETENDY FORGETTY HOOFBEASTSHIT NO MORE.
quit playing like you ain't got no clue what's all goin the motherfuck down here.
YOU CAN ALL BE TAKING THEM FAKEY FAKE LIES AND SHOVING THEM ALL UP IN THAT MOTHERFUCKING ARACHNOOK YOURS.

I need to make some >3<

[themsthe8r8ks]

So there's more to this shithole than stupid outfits and nasty food?
I mean of course I knew that! I've already got plans to see all the floors and go on all the adventures!
Allllllll of theeeeeeeem!
I just got here and I have so many irons in the fire, you don't even know. It will 8e gr8!
I guess you can hang out with me even if you do meddle. :::;)

[themsthe8r8ks]

Fun and food?
Sounds like a gr8 deal to me!
You could say luck is always on my side in matters of life or death.

[themsthe8r8ks]

Why Gamzee!
If I didn't know any 8etter I'd think you're waxing 8lack for me!
Why else would you 8e spewing all this h8 for no reason????????
I'm flattered, 8ut........
I'm just not down with the clown! Sorry, loser! I'm waaaaaaaay out of your league. ::::)

[true_noir]

You will like your hosts then. Many of the floors are all one long, deadly game, and they like to toy with us. Imagine one giant dollhouse run by a child that likes to tear the heads off of their dolls and light them on fire.

Welcome to the tower. I am Chloe.

[themsthe8r8ks]

I'm a Hero too.
I h8 to 8r8k it to you 8ut it's not that hard.

[themsthe8r8ks]

I've changed my mind!
This is the 8est endgame eveeeeeeer!!!!!!!!
You can call me Vriska. I guess.

[She would lie about it, but her name has already been said on this network, so that would just look stupid.]

[puppy_lancer]

yet another one?
trolls can be heroes?

[true_noir]

[And Chloe was the sort who had learned to study networks for secrets people never planned to release, not that this one mattered after all.]

There are far worse afterlifes for the dead. I admit, the accommodations in my last little slice of eternity were better than this, and my collar was more attractive, but this place has its amenities.

And there are a few floors I do so like. Playgrounds, if you will.

[hystericull]

[HOLY FUCK.]
[YOU.]
[DID.]
[NOT.]
[JUST.]
[FUCKING.]
[GO THERE.]

yeah yeah fuckin yeah.
WITH ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING TIMES YOU SPAT THAT SHITTY DRIVEL AT A BROTHER UNPROVOKED.
the clammy frigid spiderbitch doth protest too motherfuckin much on it, i fuckin thinks.

MAYBE YOU BE UP IN THE FUCKIN RIGHTNESS ON ONE MOTHER FUCKING THING, THOUGH.
gettin down with how all correct you fuckin be.
ON THE FACT THAT AIN'T NO ONE GOT THEIR FUCKIN ASSES IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN LEAGUE OF VAPID CUNTS.
maybe that be why no one fuckin wants you.

[themsthe8r8ks]

Of course we can! Isn't it kind of racist to think otherwise? You jerk.
8ut to 8e perfectly honest I think I'm the only one who ever managed it.
In the end the dead girl was the only one with the 8alls to go that far.
And it was pro8a8ly 8ecause of vengeance that she did, 8ut that's fair. I deserved it.
Chalk it up to leadership that was so good it was 8ad, I guess.

[themsthe8r8ks]

God seriously Gamzee what is your deal????????
I know you were getting up to some weird shit on the meteor 8ut that had nothing to do with me!
Did I step on one of your precious shitty horns or something?
Or is this more altern8 timeline 8ullshit????????

[themsthe8r8ks]

You died?
Sucks for you.
8ut like you said, there are worse places to 8e.

[hystericull]

[Hahaha. Too easy.]

[Maybe this actually was a different Vriska. Either that, or she was particularly effortless to anger this time around. Bitch got up on the wrong side of the human rest slab today. The tower will do that to you.]

all my fucking horns be gone.
BUT THANKS FOR RUBBING SOME MOTHERFUCKING SALT UP ALL IN FUCKIN THAT WOUND.

a brother be maybe now inclined at motherfuckin getting his believings on in the motherfuckin fact what you ain't from what's where i all thought you fuckin was.
BECAUSE ALL OF THE FACT WHAT YOU BE MORE A MOTHERFUCKIN MORON THAN I ALL WAS UP AND GIVING YOU FUCKING CREDIT FOR.
mostly.

IN LIEU OF MOTHERFUCKIN THAT WICKED REVELATION.
i all got a deal for your ass, motherfucker.
PROSTRATE YOUR SWILL BEFORE A BROTHER AND HE'LL GET HIS CONSIDER ON OF LEARNING YOU THE MOTHER FUCKING ROPES HERE.

[themsthe8r8ks]

We all have something we had to leave 8ehind. Deal with it.
You want me to 8eg for your help????????
Yeah sure. In your dreams may8e!
Do you dream a8out it, Gaaaaaaaamzee?
A8out poor helpless little Vriska on her knees 8egging and 8egging?
8ecause that's the closest you'll ever get to the real thing!
Hahahahahahahaha!

[true_noir]

Death comes for us all.

I am quite the believer in enjoying my new existence. You could say death is quite the liberating experience in its own way, as is serving it.

[pushedaround]

tHERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER STUFF YOU CAN EAT,
sOME ARE DECENT, aS WELL,

[hystericull]

don't talk on shit what you ain't motherfuckin getting your know of, girl.
BEEN ALL POPPIN MY MOTHERFUCKIN LOOKSTUBS ON YOU IN WHAT'S A MUCH WORSE STATE.
been fuckin one of the highlights of this whole motherfucking vacation.
IT ALL MOTHER FUCKING WAS.
shit was much fuckin better than any sleep-movies in my motherfuckin nug could all ever hope to be being.
GOT TO RIP YOU THE FUCK APART WITH THAT MOTHER FUCKING VROOM-VROOM STICK.
you know, the one that makes the noise.
WHATEVER THE MOTHERFUCK IT'S ALL BEING CALLED AND SHIT.
kept slicing chunks of you off til there all up and weren't none left to be fucking sliced.
HA HA HA HA.
ha ha ha ha.
HONK HONK HONK HONK.
honk honk honk honk.

;o)

[cullscuttlefish]

You can eat w)(atever you want after you eat t)(e dumb oatmeal, wit)(out grubsauce. Otterwise, you'll puke all over t)(e plaice, and nobody wants to clean up after you, Serket.

8D

[fashionfairy]

It Is Most Pleasing To Hear That You Are In Such High Spirits Despite The Situation
I Suppose If Nothing Else That Is Something For Which You Are Dependable
Or Perhaps It Is Because Of The Situation And The Menace It Presents
Our Intentions Are Analogous Even If We Have Different Goals In Mind
So I Believe That I Would Like To Adventure With You

placeholder because computer /shakes fist

[ghostytrainer]

mine's blue and you are right. it is the most stylish color there is.
though purple is a pretty good color too, btw. you and rose match now, ahahaha.
i don't know that they have grub sauce here, but the oatmeal is better than puking, in my opinion.
and you only have to eat it once. you'll be fine, trust me.

[Eat it, Vriska. Don't make him come down there.]