themsthe8r8ks: (You have no idea how long it took us)
Vriska Serket ([personal profile] themsthe8r8ks) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2013-03-12 06:34 pm

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If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!
hystericull: (♑ ThE LuNaTiC Is oN ThE GrAsS)

[personal profile] hystericull 2013-03-13 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[HOLY FUCK.]
[YOU.]
[DID.]
[NOT.]
[JUST.]
[FUCKING.]
[GO THERE.]


yeah yeah fuckin yeah.
WITH ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING TIMES YOU SPAT THAT SHITTY DRIVEL AT A BROTHER UNPROVOKED.
the clammy frigid spiderbitch doth protest too motherfuckin much on it, i fuckin thinks.

MAYBE YOU BE UP IN THE FUCKIN RIGHTNESS ON ONE MOTHER FUCKING THING, THOUGH.
gettin down with how all correct you fuckin be.
ON THE FACT THAT AIN'T NO ONE GOT THEIR FUCKIN ASSES IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN LEAGUE OF VAPID CUNTS.
maybe that be why no one fuckin wants you.
hystericull: (♑ I TuRnEd tO LoOk bUt iT WaS GoNe)

[personal profile] hystericull 2013-03-13 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Hahaha. Too easy.]

[Maybe this actually was a different Vriska. Either that, or she was particularly effortless to anger this time around. Bitch got up on the wrong side of the human rest slab today. The tower will do that to you.]


all my fucking horns be gone.
BUT THANKS FOR RUBBING SOME MOTHERFUCKING SALT UP ALL IN FUCKIN THAT WOUND.

a brother be maybe now inclined at motherfuckin getting his believings on in the motherfuckin fact what you ain't from what's where i all thought you fuckin was.
BECAUSE ALL OF THE FACT WHAT YOU BE MORE A MOTHERFUCKIN MORON THAN I ALL WAS UP AND GIVING YOU FUCKING CREDIT FOR.
mostly.

IN LIEU OF MOTHERFUCKIN THAT WICKED REVELATION.
i all got a deal for your ass, motherfucker.
PROSTRATE YOUR SWILL BEFORE A BROTHER AND HE'LL GET HIS CONSIDER ON OF LEARNING YOU THE MOTHER FUCKING ROPES HERE.
hystericull: (♑ OuT Of hIs mInD)

[personal profile] hystericull 2013-03-13 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
don't talk on shit what you ain't motherfuckin getting your know of, girl.
BEEN ALL POPPIN MY MOTHERFUCKIN LOOKSTUBS ON YOU IN WHAT'S A MUCH WORSE STATE.
been fuckin one of the highlights of this whole motherfucking vacation.
IT ALL MOTHER FUCKING WAS.
shit was much fuckin better than any sleep-movies in my motherfuckin nug could all ever hope to be being.
GOT TO RIP YOU THE FUCK APART WITH THAT MOTHER FUCKING VROOM-VROOM STICK.
you know, the one that makes the noise.
WHATEVER THE MOTHERFUCK IT'S ALL BEING CALLED AND SHIT.
kept slicing chunks of you off til there all up and weren't none left to be fucking sliced.
HA HA HA HA.
ha ha ha ha.
HONK HONK HONK HONK.
honk honk honk honk.

;o)
hystericull: (♑ DoN'T SaY It dOeSn't mAtTeR)

[personal profile] hystericull 2013-03-14 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
how all can a brother be up and fuckin bouncing from this convo.
WHEN FUCKIN YOU ALL THROW DOWN SUCH SICK NICEYWORDS LIKE THAT AT HIM? :o)

fuck the motherfuck off, octotits.
AIN'T NO SCRAP OF ME WHAT BE WANTING NONE OF YOU LIKE THAT WAY.
i ain't gonna fuckin say it a mother fucking gain.
hystericull: (♑ GoT To kEeP ThE LoOnIeS On tHe pAtH)

[personal profile] hystericull 2013-03-14 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
mother fucking yawn.
AND YOU WAS MORE FUCKIN INTERESTING WHEN YOU ALL WASN'T SO MOTHERFUCKING SHITTY AT TROLLING A BITCH.
wait, that was fuckin never.
GOTTA PUT A LITTLE MORE MOTHERFUCKING EFFORT IN TO ALL GET MY MOTHER FUCKIN GOAT.

anyways.
SINCE YOU AIN'T EVEN THE BROAD WHO I ALL WAS THINKING YOU MOTHERFUCKIN WERE UP AT BEING.
ain't got no reason to be wastin no more motherfuckin seconds with you.
LEST MY UMPTEENTH FUCKIN DEATH HERE BE CAUSED BY FUCKING BOREDOM.
hystericull: (♑ TeRrIfIeD Of wHaT'S InSiDe)

[personal profile] hystericull 2013-03-14 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
hahahahahahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
backpedal some fuckin more, bitch.
YOU DON'T FUCKIN LIKE MY POLKA-DOTTED ASS?
wait right the fuck here while alls i get to spillin some grape juice down these little white cheeks mine.

SEEMED TO MOTHERFUCKIN HAVE THEM WEBBY PANTIES UP IN A FUCKIN TWIST EARLIER.
but fuckin all tell in a brother this, girl.
THE FUCK IS ELSE THERE TO MOTHERFUCKIN DO.
than honk my own motherfuckin horn, heh heh. ;o)
WHEN THE BITCH MOTHERFUCKIN WHO I ALL UP AND HAVE THE MOST FUCKIN MISFORTUNES OF SHARIN SUCH DULL TEXTUALIZATIONS WITH.
ain't staving off this lethargy none.

I CAME HERE FOR FUCKIN ENTERTAINMENT.
ask your precious little waterball if this exchange gets any fuckin better, will you.
hystericull: (♑ GoT To kEeP ThE LoOnIeS On tHe pAtH)

[personal profile] hystericull 2013-03-26 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
ugh.
DUNNO WHY ALL A MOTHERFUCKER WAS GETTING HIS MOTHER FUCKING EXPECT ON AT MORE FROM YOU.
this back and forth ain't giving my motherfuckin jimmies the rustling in no way what that they like.
TOODLE MOTHER FUCKING LOO, SNORE WHORE.