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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

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[themsthe8r8ks]

I'll get them l8er then!
I'm 8usy now. Do you not even realize how many irons I have in the fire at this very moment????????
A lot of irons!
And anyway why should I trust a Zahhak to give me nourishment he won't eat himself.
Even a mustard8looded one.
No, especially a mustard8looded one!

[geometry]

-(+heres no+hing wrong wi+h +he grubs +hemse1ves)
-(Im no+ ea+ing +hem for o+her reasons)

-(Enjoy your p1ain oa+mea1 +hen)

[themsthe8r8ks]

Ugh stop fl8rting with m8!
It's so gr8ss and weird.
Y8u weirdo!

[hystericull]

how all can a brother be up and fuckin bouncing from this convo.
WHEN FUCKIN YOU ALL THROW DOWN SUCH SICK NICEYWORDS LIKE THAT AT HIM? :o)

fuck the motherfuck off, octotits.
AIN'T NO SCRAP OF ME WHAT BE WANTING NONE OF YOU LIKE THAT WAY.
i ain't gonna fuckin say it a mother fucking gain.

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[themsthe8r8ks]

This place is waaaaaaaay 8etter than that lousy meteor!
Even the oatmeal 8n't so 8ad as part of the overall experience.
The gam8le is what will make it so much fun. ::::D

[themsthe8r8ks]

You keep denying it 8ut turn right around and do it again!
What happened to 8eing scared of me Gamzee????????
You were cuter when you weren't trying so hard. ::::)

[themsthe8r8ks]

Death is li8erating?
That's one way to look at it!
8ut once was enough for me, and I plan to stick around for a while longer.

[themsthe8r8ks]

[...Didn't she kill this l8ser? Ugh, he must be from an offshoot timeline or something. Ugh ugh ugh ugh she doesn't ne8d this right now!]

Taaaaaaaavroooooooos!!!!!!!
I 8et you liked the oatmeal, right????????
8ecause it's weaky weaky weak weak and disgusting, just like you! :::;)

[true_noir]

Once is enough for most people. I found everything so much easier to handle after the second time. But, you might want to be aware that death doesn't work quite the same in this place.

Your pretty little body they gave you? Just a toy they get to break before putting 'you' into another body. I hear it's quite painful if you're awake for it. Don't let that stop you from having a little fun, though.

[themsthe8r8ks]

Ugh whatever, I'll eat it.
8ut knowing I have to makes it taste worse.
And the nagging! Everyone fussing and nagging and 8othering!
God, may8e I WANT to puke!

<3 I WILL BACKTAG INTO YESTERDAY WITH YOU

[themsthe8r8ks]

John.
Shut up.
I'm eating your stupid gross human oatmeal and I have to wear this l8me ass color!
The least you can do is feel s8rry for me! XXXX(

[hystericull]

mother fucking yawn.
AND YOU WAS MORE FUCKIN INTERESTING WHEN YOU ALL WASN'T SO MOTHERFUCKING SHITTY AT TROLLING A BITCH.
wait, that was fuckin never.
GOTTA PUT A LITTLE MORE MOTHERFUCKING EFFORT IN TO ALL GET MY MOTHER FUCKIN GOAT.

anyways.
SINCE YOU AIN'T EVEN THE BROAD WHO I ALL WAS THINKING YOU MOTHERFUCKIN WERE UP AT BEING.
ain't got no reason to be wastin no more motherfuckin seconds with you.
LEST MY UMPTEENTH FUCKIN DEATH HERE BE CAUSED BY FUCKING BOREDOM.

[themsthe8r8ks]

The joke's on them!
My 8ody 8n't so weak that it can't handle a little damage.
8ut if there weren't any risks, there wouldn't 8e any fun. :::;)

[puppy_lancer]

haven't had the chance to meet too many non-human heroes before
pretty neat to meet one now
what's vengeance got to do with being a hero?

[true_noir]

I would hope not. You would be a boring doll to play with if you broke at the slightest tweaking. But all of this posturing only goes so far, doesn't it?

Words can be so cheap and boring.

Lunch tomorrow?

[themsthe8r8ks]

You think I was trying to troll you?
Hahahahahahahaha!
You're even more desper8 and pathetic than I thought!
Your nasty clown carcass isn't worth the attention, loser.
Even lame little Tavros is more interesting than you!
Do you know why, Gamzee????????
8ecause you're 8ooooooooring!
All you've done is honk your own horn and 8a88le a8out how gr8 killing me would 8e!
Who HASN'T 8een so pissed at me they wanted to kill me at some point????????
8ut feel free to try!
You think I care? You think your shitty threats are enough to 8other me even an itsy 8iiiiiiiitsy 8it?
I know, let's ask one of my 8lack oracles or your precious messiahs!


Sources say no. :::;)

[themsthe8r8ks]

To 8e a real Hero........
You have to die. ::::)
It's part of the deal!

[voice]

[canofworms]

What is grub sauce...?

[If he sounds a little uncertain, it's because he is. Kind of unsure he wants to know. Grubs, you know.]

And you might not want to add things to your oatmeal. Might be against the rules.

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[destructiveprinciple]

noose is a good description of these dumb collars
but really it's not like these guys are gonna give a flying fuck if your collar matches your taste lol
you don't ask a lab rat if it prefers the sparkly gold or the yellow collar before you slap it on

and well. hah. try to die out of the public eye then!
saves use the trouble carting off your corpse

hey
is this grub sauce from that modern place where they feed people dead cows on bread?

[themsthe8r8ks]

Sure. As long as it 8n't oatmeal.

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[themsthe8r8ks]

It's sauce made from gru8s.
What kind of 8oring and lame foods do you humans eat if you don't even have gru8 sauce?

[true_noir]

Oh my, and here I thought I was clear.

Why don't we see if we can put our money where our mouth is and earn ourselves a 'proper' meal at the restaurant? Assuming you don't mind a little risk...

[themsthe8r8ks]

I won't 8e leaving a corpse. :::;)
What's a cow?

[themsthe8r8ks]

You want to team up with me?
Name a time and place and I'll 8e there.
8ut don't slow me down or I'll leave you 8ehind.

[destructiveprinciple]

┐(‘～`；)┌ you're a spirit eh?
big fat animal that eats grass and then poops it out