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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

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[caliginous]

FOR MY OWN SICK AMUSEMENT, SERKET.
TO MAKE YOU STAND AROUND AND WHINE AT ME IN YOUR HIGH-PITCHED TONE OF TEXT UNTIL I INEVITABLY SWITCH IT TO SOMETHING MORE APPROPRI8.
EXCEPT, HOLY T8NTCHAFING SHIT, MAYBE IT 8N'T ALL THAT INAPPROPRI8 AFTER ALL.
BECAUSE ITS MY FUCKING BLOOD COLOR.

WELCOME TO TOWER WONDERFUCK, VRISKA.
THEY LIKE TO PULL DIFFERENT TIMELINES AND SESSIONS TOGETHER HERE.
LEAVE YOUR SANITY AT THE RESTING SLAB, YOU 8N'T GONNA NEED IT HERE.
OR MAYBE YOU WILL?
I CAN NEVER TELL WITH YOU.

[themsthe8r8ks]

You 8ast8ard you st8le my qu8rk!!!!!!!!
D8n't yo8 have any sh8me, Vant8s!
XXXXO x 8!!!!!!!!

[caliginous]

OH MY GOD.
CAN YOU CALM YOUR RUMBLE SACKS FOR 8 FUCKING SECONDS?
ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS.
IGNORING THE FACT THAT I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING.

[themsthe8r8ks]

You c8n't 8e me, Karkat!
St8p trying to 8e me!!!!!!!!
You'll never 8e gr8 enough and it's t8tally l8me! Ugh!

[SHE IS RAGEQUITTING THIS CONVERSATION. For exactly... 8 seconds.]

8ut I guess it might 8e a little flattering that you tried. :::;)

[caliginous]

[Wow Vriska that's a sore spot cut that out right now.]

DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH, SERKET.
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME EXPELL MY NUTRITION SACK ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN TERMINAL.
DO YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN OR NOT?

[themsthe8r8ks]

[If she finds out how sore that spot is she won't ever stop jabbing it!]

Fiiiiiiiine.
Let's hear your lame leader explan8ion, Serket wanna8e.

[caliginous]

THE VRISKA I'M FAMILIAR WITH WAS A BROWNBLOOD.
PUT THAT IN YOUR VAPOR INHALING STICK AND CHOKE ON IT.

DID YOU READ THE LETTER, OR DO I NEED TO START FROM THE BEGINNING?

[themsthe8r8ks]

Your Vriska has 8rown 8lood?
Talk a8out shitty luck!
Even when it comes to the Vriska Serket collection it looks like I'm the 8est. :::;)

I skimmed it.