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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

Comments

[themsthe8r8ks]

You 8ast8ard you st8le my qu8rk!!!!!!!!
D8n't yo8 have any sh8me, Vant8s!
XXXXO x 8!!!!!!!!

[caliginous]

OH MY GOD.
CAN YOU CALM YOUR RUMBLE SACKS FOR 8 FUCKING SECONDS?
ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS.
IGNORING THE FACT THAT I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING.

[themsthe8r8ks]

You c8n't 8e me, Karkat!
St8p trying to 8e me!!!!!!!!
You'll never 8e gr8 enough and it's t8tally l8me! Ugh!

[SHE IS RAGEQUITTING THIS CONVERSATION. For exactly... 8 seconds.]

8ut I guess it might 8e a little flattering that you tried. :::;)

[caliginous]

[Wow Vriska that's a sore spot cut that out right now.]

DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH, SERKET.
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME EXPELL MY NUTRITION SACK ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN TERMINAL.
DO YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN OR NOT?

[themsthe8r8ks]

[If she finds out how sore that spot is she won't ever stop jabbing it!]

Fiiiiiiiine.
Let's hear your lame leader explan8ion, Serket wanna8e.

[caliginous]

THE VRISKA I'M FAMILIAR WITH WAS A BROWNBLOOD.
PUT THAT IN YOUR VAPOR INHALING STICK AND CHOKE ON IT.

DID YOU READ THE LETTER, OR DO I NEED TO START FROM THE BEGINNING?

[themsthe8r8ks]

Your Vriska has 8rown 8lood?
Talk a8out shitty luck!
Even when it comes to the Vriska Serket collection it looks like I'm the 8est. :::;)

I skimmed it.