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If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

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i'm older than you
from and oldder time period too
so if anything you're the new8

Are you suuuuuuuure a8out thaaaaaaaat?
I could 8e thousands of sweeps old.
Then you'd still 8e nothing 8ut a new8ish little gru8 compared to my gr8ness.
Respect your elders, pupa!

you type like a kid

[Okay, so that's more of an guess than anything.]

and what's a sweep

I type like a troll, stupid.
A solar sweep is what we used to keep time on our planet.
You know, 8efore it was 8lown into a 8arren husk 8y meteors.
Human years seem to 8e half as long as troll sweeps from what I've o8served.
Now you should thank me for 8eing so informative and helpful!

oh
you're another one of those troll things
thanks for the info then

[So there are alien trolls...]

Hey you know how to talk to your 8etters!
I like that in a guy. :::;)

watch it
you're not my better

We'll see a8out that, pupa.

i'm 30
i'm an adult

In sweeps that's like 15.
Still just a 8rat! You have a loooooooong way to go, pupa!

[Okay so 15 sweeps is a pretty respectable age and she's only 6 herself. But he doesn't need to know that.]

i'm a hero
already seen lots of things that normal people haven't
so not that long of a way

I'm a Hero too.
I h8 to 8r8k it to you 8ut it's not that hard.

yet another one?
trolls can be heroes?

Of course we can! Isn't it kind of racist to think otherwise? You jerk.
8ut to 8e perfectly honest I think I'm the only one who ever managed it.
In the end the dead girl was the only one with the 8alls to go that far.
And it was pro8a8ly 8ecause of vengeance that she did, 8ut that's fair. I deserved it.
Chalk it up to leadership that was so good it was 8ad, I guess.

Edited 2013-03-14 01:51 (UTC)

haven't had the chance to meet too many non-human heroes before
pretty neat to meet one now
what's vengeance got to do with being a hero?

To 8e a real Hero........
You have to die. ::::)
It's part of the deal!

well yeah
lots of us human heroes die young
but you make it sound like you have to die before you get called a hero?

Well, duh.
That's true of all heroes, not just the kind I am.
The universe doesn't care a8out what you've done until you die doing it.

i was a hero in my lifetime
everybody knew not to mess with me
or my country

8eing a 8adass doesn't make you a hero.
8ut I guess it's still pretty cool. ::::)

thanks
i'd still say i'm both a badass and a hero
since, well, i did die before
fits your definition of a hero

We'll see.
You can't just say you're a hero to 8e one, pupa.
If you were a hero 8efore you died you gotta keep meeting the standard!
Even after you die, you gotta give it all you're worth.
Otherwise you're nothing 8ut a has-8een.

i got into the throne of heroes
and i've got legends
think there's even a book of them in the library

Who cares?
If you aren't still trying to 8e a hero you're nothing 8ut a lazy ass.

[In truth, this stuff about him having a legend piques her interest, but like hell Vriska will tell him that. Not when getting reactions out of him is so EASY.]