1st Time in Text

[knightime]

man
what the ever loving fuck was that???
alright
thanks so much shitty tower
i wanted to see earth as a desolate shithole
forget the fact that it shouldnt have even existed
and i was bored out of my skull
ugh
whatever
im back
got a little lost and went by the ruins of earth
etc
worst roadtrip
the radio kept playing bruno mars on repeat
the ac was busted
i have sand in places i didnt think it could get to
the scenery kind of sucked
considering there was none
what i miss???

Comments

[knightime]

ill keep it forever
itll be added to my extensive collection of dead things
everyone will be jealous because they wished they had a bandaid as cool as mine and having it named by the rose strider

[restitchtime]

Top item in your urban taxidermy gallery? I don't think that I can handle an honor as big as that.

[knightime]

im sure you can handle it
all the gloating rights
they are yours

[restitchtime]

Damn, that's some serious faith in me you've got going on there. Didn't think you were that stupid.

[knightime]

im doomed to trusting people with the strider title
no thats probably a fucking lie
but hey
i really doubt anyone else understands time shit without having a couple of aneurysms first
theres that

[restitchtime]

It's really not that hard. But hey, who am I to deny myself some quality entertainment while people get the hang of magic bullshit powers?

[knightime]

its more painful then entertaining
its like trying to watch a nic cage movie without vomiting

[restitchtime]

Shitty movies suck, but watching other people be subjected to them is fucking hilarious. It all kind of evens out in the end.

[knightime]

its a total buzzkill when they actually like it though
i cant really enjoy watching people suffer because one of the guys i know whos into that shit
well
he just has really terrible taste in music jesus dicks

[restitchtime]

Yeah, can't say that I understand the problem. I know some people with shitty taste but it's pretty easy to get them worked up anyway.

[knightime]

he was pretty immune to it
or he totally was overdramatic
but most of the time he just brushed it off
i guess thats what happens when dealing with pranksters who think putting buckets over doors is funny

[Rose didn't quite find it that funny.]

[restitchtime]

[this one really isn't keen on the idea either]

When people are that far gone there's really nothing left to be done for them besides take them out back and put them out of their misery.

[knightime]

yea
thats not happening

[Because John is his best bro and the thought of him dying is a terrible thought and because he's pretty sure it isn't just enough to keep someone like John dead.]

hes got his shining moments when hes not being a dipstick

[restitchtime]

How lucky for you. I've never had that happen to me so I wouldn't really know about it.

[her friends suck ass

forever]

[knightime]

are you just friends with a bunch of idiots or?
because whenever you mention them i swear they sound like jerks or that their iq is incredibly questionable

[Although, he doesn't think Rose hates them as much as she trash talks them. She wouldn't have stuck around if the didn't actually like their company right?]

[restitchtime]

Friends is really fucking stretching the definition of the word. I like to think of it more as serving my debt to society by keeping a bunch of assholes and morons in line.

[knightime]

that sounds harsh
guess im glad that my group werent as bad
and you can rest assured that rose lalonde sure as hell didnt take to being the idiot of the group
fancy that
being badass runs in the rose bloodline

[He wonders how bad her version of Dave is though.]

[restitchtime]

I haven't exactly been impressed with anyone whose last name was Lalonde that I've met so far, so you'll forgive me for not jumping on the 'she's probably ok' bandwagon like an asshole.

[HE'S A DICK

SUCH A DICK

WORLD'S BIGGEST DICK

and that was a thing even before the game started]

[knightime]

well ok
shes kind of snotty and she can be a bitch
but she gets shit done and she does the
try to do shit because she means best but sometimes it kind of doesnt end so well
maybe its a universal rule that lalondes are supposed to grate on our nerves

[He'd prefer if your purple version of you didn't try to psychoanalyze him and try to make up secret, deep desires of his heart. Thank you.]

[restitchtime]

I'd believe it. There must be something in the water up there that makes them total nightmares to deal with.

[luckily she doesn't have to deal with any of that, because that is grade a bullshit]

[knightime]

well
they live in like a fucking house in the middle of nowhere new york
how the hell do you somehow live in new york but still live away from society

[You mean John doesn't love talking about your erotic, homosexual desires? You're missing out.]

[restitchtime]

By scaring an entire fucking town away, I guess. Or setting up shop in the middle of a bumfuck nowhere national park.

[not really, because instead too busy belittling her failure to live up to the conventional ideas of femininity. it's fun.]

[knightime]

i guess they could afford the latter or do the first option
i wouldnt be surprised

[Dave would actually punch him for you. Wow, no one wants the judgment of a Lalonde.]

[restitchtime]

Honestly wouldn't surprise me if they did both just for shits and giggles.

[that would be a thing she's 0k with. Lalonde judgement is the shittiest of judgements.]

[knightime]

they probably did do both
some passive aggressive ritual or something

[Fucking Lalondes, how do they work.]