005 ♑ [fifth honk]

[hystericull]

A BrOtHeR AiN'T TrYiN To gEt hIs hArSh aLl oN OvEr nOtHiNg sMaLl oR NoThIn
ExCePt tHiS MoThErFuCkIn nOiSe iS Up aNd gOiN FrOm sMaLl sPuDs tO FuCkInG SHIT.
IN LESS MOTHERFUCKING TIME THAN IT TAKES THE FUCKIN OPTIMISTIFFS IN THIS JOINT.
to all let fly from their.
MOTHERFUCKING TRAPS.
about how all it's gonna be gettin.
SO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING.
bEtTeR
BuT It dOn't gEt bEtTeR, mY BrOtHeRs aNd bItChEs
It aIn't nEvEr gOnNa gEt nO BeTtEr
No mAtTeR HoW MuCh sPaRkLy fLuFfY NoIsE AnY OnE MoThErFuCkEr's gOnNa wAnNa pUkE AlL OvEr tHe
MOTHERFUCKING.
truth.

ThEy tAkE A BrOtHeR AnD CuT HiM ThE FuCk oPeN
ShOvE ShIt iN HiM WhAt's nOt nEvEr sUpPoSeD To aLl bEiNg iNsIdE
CrEeP AnD CrAwL AlL Up iN HiS FrIeD OuT PaN LiKe iT AiN'T BeEn bLoWn tO BiTs aLrEaDy
MaKe hIm gEt aLl uP In tHe hArShEsT BuSiNeSs wItH HiS ReSpItEbLoCkBrOs
SpEnD HiS SlEePtImE In tHe hAlLs wHeRe hE CaN'T GeT No mOtHeRfUcKiNg sHuTeYe
RiP ThEm gOoD BrOs hE Be aLl sPlItTiN ThIs mOtHeRfUcKiN ShItHoLe wItH FrOm hIm
MaKe tHeM GoNe fOrEvEr
without saying MOTHERFUCKING GOOD bye.
GiVe iN HiM SoMe WICKED MOTHERFUCKING URGES.
that he all ain't never been to feeling before.
MAKE HIM QUESTION his.
mother.
FUCKING SELF.

WhO ArE YoU, mOtHeRfUcKeR?

HaHa
HAHA.
haha.
HONK.
honk.
HONK.
honk.

WHO THE MOTHER FUCK AM I?

Comments

[hystericull]

I ain't motherfuckin' afraid!

[He twists his face up into an angry... pout? What the fuck face was he making.]

Just ain't keen on the fuckin' sudsy scrubby business! The fuck good is it all for, anyhow!? I don't fuckin' do it and not doin' it ain't making me dead. So I ain't gotta.

[papshooshing]

[ reaching for Gamzee's face here. all pale nose rubbings up in here. ]

You gotta. I'll even fill some of it with Sopor so it doesn't really feel like a bath, all right?

[hystericull]

[Shut up he doesn't like that.]

[Shut up.]

I don't got--

[Wait, did you just say the s-word.]

...Is this some weird-ass motherfuckin' test on me or something!?

[papshooshing]

No? We sleep in that shit, Gamzee. As long as it's not ingested, there's not really a problem, is there?

[hystericull]

[This is tempting. So very tempting. He shifts uncomfortably.]

Guess not...

[papshooshing]

If you wait until later, I might just have to knock you the fuck out.

[hystericull]

[He gave Karkat a shit-eating glance, grinning those yellow teeth as wide as they would go.]

'M I that motherfuckin' dirty?

[papshooshing]

You look like a complete slob, you idiot.

[ only affection in his tone. we cool now, bro? ]

[hystericull]

[Always cool, Karkat. Except he still is unsure about that bath.]

Business all as motherfuckin' usual, then.