005 ♑ [fifth honk]

[hystericull]

A BrOtHeR AiN'T TrYiN To gEt hIs hArSh aLl oN OvEr nOtHiNg sMaLl oR NoThIn
ExCePt tHiS MoThErFuCkIn nOiSe iS Up aNd gOiN FrOm sMaLl sPuDs tO FuCkInG SHIT.
IN LESS MOTHERFUCKING TIME THAN IT TAKES THE FUCKIN OPTIMISTIFFS IN THIS JOINT.
to all let fly from their.
MOTHERFUCKING TRAPS.
about how all it's gonna be gettin.
SO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING.
bEtTeR
BuT It dOn't gEt bEtTeR, mY BrOtHeRs aNd bItChEs
It aIn't nEvEr gOnNa gEt nO BeTtEr
No mAtTeR HoW MuCh sPaRkLy fLuFfY NoIsE AnY OnE MoThErFuCkEr's gOnNa wAnNa pUkE AlL OvEr tHe
MOTHERFUCKING.
truth.

ThEy tAkE A BrOtHeR AnD CuT HiM ThE FuCk oPeN
ShOvE ShIt iN HiM WhAt's nOt nEvEr sUpPoSeD To aLl bEiNg iNsIdE
CrEeP AnD CrAwL AlL Up iN HiS FrIeD OuT PaN LiKe iT AiN'T BeEn bLoWn tO BiTs aLrEaDy
MaKe hIm gEt aLl uP In tHe hArShEsT BuSiNeSs wItH HiS ReSpItEbLoCkBrOs
SpEnD HiS SlEePtImE In tHe hAlLs wHeRe hE CaN'T GeT No mOtHeRfUcKiNg sHuTeYe
RiP ThEm gOoD BrOs hE Be aLl sPlItTiN ThIs mOtHeRfUcKiN ShItHoLe wItH FrOm hIm
MaKe tHeM GoNe fOrEvEr
without saying MOTHERFUCKING GOOD bye.
GiVe iN HiM SoMe WICKED MOTHERFUCKING URGES.
that he all ain't never been to feeling before.
MAKE HIM QUESTION his.
mother.
FUCKING SELF.

WhO ArE YoU, mOtHeRfUcKeR?

HaHa
HAHA.
haha.
HONK.
honk.
HONK.
honk.

WHO THE MOTHER FUCK AM I?

Comments

[hystericull]

LISTEN, MOTHERFUCKER.
open up all those fucking hear ducts of yours and let this noise be flowing up at what's your motherfuckin sponge clots.
HAVE THEM BITCHES SOAK ALL UP THE NOISE WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT TO BE SPEWING AT YOURSELF.
i am a brother what gets his motherfuckin mirth on at all where manicdotes be fuckin considered.
GET MY FUCKING JOLLIES ALL OFF AT EACH AND EVERY MOTHERFUCKIN JOKE WHAT'S TO BE ALL BEING MADE IN HIS MOTHER FUCKING DIRECTION.
but this subject in fuckin particular.
IS ONE WHAT I WILL ALL NOT BE CEASING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND MOTHER FUCKING CULL YOUR ASS FOR, MOTHERFUCKER.
so drop that shit like it be all the motherfuckin hottest thing you was ever to be up and holding.
AND DROP IT THE FUCK NOW.

[papshooshing]

THAT MAGGOT EATING, SHIT FACED LOSER IS MY ANCESTOR.
YOU *DID* FIGURE THAT OUT, RIGHT?
THOUGH I'VE GOT TO SAY THAT DEFENDING MY HONOR AND THE LIKE IS VERY FLATTERING.
LOOK AT ALL THESE DELIGHTFUL PALE FEELINGS I HAVE
HOW THE FUCK DO I HOLD THEM ALL?

[hystericull]

bro.
BRO WHEN I UP AND TELL THIS SHIT IN YOU.
i be all meaning it in the most positive and palest of motherfucking ways.

SHUT UP. >:o/

[papshooshing]

WHY?
EMBARRASSED?

[hystericull]

NO.
...
honk.
>:o/

[papshooshing]

(:B
<>

[hystericull]

<>.

[iron_infidel]

I still am uncertain what it is you wish for me to *Drop* after all I cannot simply drop my blood color. Or for that matter my text.
Perhaps switching to a different format will be preferable and make it easier on the two of us.

[He fumbles a bit and eventually switches his portal to that of a video.]

Does this suit you better?