005 ♑ [fifth honk]

[hystericull]

A BrOtHeR AiN'T TrYiN To gEt hIs hArSh aLl oN OvEr nOtHiNg sMaLl oR NoThIn
ExCePt tHiS MoThErFuCkIn nOiSe iS Up aNd gOiN FrOm sMaLl sPuDs tO FuCkInG SHIT.
IN LESS MOTHERFUCKING TIME THAN IT TAKES THE FUCKIN OPTIMISTIFFS IN THIS JOINT.
to all let fly from their.
MOTHERFUCKING TRAPS.
about how all it's gonna be gettin.
SO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING.
bEtTeR
BuT It dOn't gEt bEtTeR, mY BrOtHeRs aNd bItChEs
It aIn't nEvEr gOnNa gEt nO BeTtEr
No mAtTeR HoW MuCh sPaRkLy fLuFfY NoIsE AnY OnE MoThErFuCkEr's gOnNa wAnNa pUkE AlL OvEr tHe
MOTHERFUCKING.
truth.

ThEy tAkE A BrOtHeR AnD CuT HiM ThE FuCk oPeN
ShOvE ShIt iN HiM WhAt's nOt nEvEr sUpPoSeD To aLl bEiNg iNsIdE
CrEeP AnD CrAwL AlL Up iN HiS FrIeD OuT PaN LiKe iT AiN'T BeEn bLoWn tO BiTs aLrEaDy
MaKe hIm gEt aLl uP In tHe hArShEsT BuSiNeSs wItH HiS ReSpItEbLoCkBrOs
SpEnD HiS SlEePtImE In tHe hAlLs wHeRe hE CaN'T GeT No mOtHeRfUcKiNg sHuTeYe
RiP ThEm gOoD BrOs hE Be aLl sPlItTiN ThIs mOtHeRfUcKiN ShItHoLe wItH FrOm hIm
MaKe tHeM GoNe fOrEvEr
without saying MOTHERFUCKING GOOD bye.
GiVe iN HiM SoMe WICKED MOTHERFUCKING URGES.
that he all ain't never been to feeling before.
MAKE HIM QUESTION his.
mother.
FUCKING SELF.

WhO ArE YoU, mOtHeRfUcKeR?

HaHa
HAHA.
haha.
HONK.
honk.
HONK.
honk.

WHO THE MOTHER FUCK AM I?

Comments

[hystericull]

FuCk yOu wHy wOn't yOu
MOTHERFUCKERS.
let me.
mOtHeRfUcKiNg
SLEEP.

[Yes blame your stupid lack of sleep on your roommates that's logical.]

[isthatashortjoke]

Me?! What in the layers of of the void did I do to keep YOU up?! You're the one who's always babbling nonsense and yelling!

I can ease your pain with a well placed meteor to the head if you so wish.

Anything to HELP a teammate.

[hystericull]

GET THE MOTHER FUCK OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING FACE.
last a motherfucker set clownshoes up in the respiteblock.
HE ALL GOT HIS PAINT PUNCHED THE FUCK OFF HIS MOTHERFUCKING SKULL.
you even get it up in your puny pan what to come the fuck after me.
I WILL CRACK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SELF ALL UP UNDER MY FEET LIKE THE GRUB YOU MOTHERFUCKING ARE.

[isthatashortjoke]

LISTEN YOU OVERGROWN JESTER WANABE! YOU DON'T TALK TO THE GREAT AND POWERFUL VEIGAR THAT WAY! I CAN MAKE THIS ENTIRE PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A FORT FALL ON YOUR PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A LIFE IN A FRACTION OF A SECOND!

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE ASSISTANCE THEN JUST SAY SO YOU IMPUDENT MINION!

[Yes because caps obviously get the point across better]

[hystericull]

[He's pretty fluent in caps, as it were. Also his emotions don't know what they're doing. Hooray!]

the fuck you all want to shove your fuckin assist all on this motherfucker for, anyway?

[isthatashortjoke]

Because that's what 'motherfucking' teammates do.

Don't you know anything?

Regardless, offer given, take it whatever you want to do with it. I, the great and powerful Veigar, do not play around.

When you are on your knees and begging for mercy from these lucid wanabe rulers of the tower, mayhaps I shall come assist my teammate as I always do.