animus_network | 005 ♑ [fifth honk]

A BrOtHeR AiN'T TrYiN To gEt hIs hArSh aLl oN OvEr nOtHiNg sMaLl oR NoThIn
ExCePt tHiS MoThErFuCkIn nOiSe iS Up aNd gOiN FrOm sMaLl sPuDs tO FuCkInG SHIT.
IN LESS MOTHERFUCKING TIME THAN IT TAKES THE FUCKIN OPTIMISTIFFS IN THIS JOINT.
to all let fly from their.
MOTHERFUCKING TRAPS.
about how all it's gonna be gettin.
SO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING.
bEtTeR
BuT It dOn't gEt bEtTeR, mY BrOtHeRs aNd bItChEs
It aIn't nEvEr gOnNa gEt nO BeTtEr
No mAtTeR HoW MuCh sPaRkLy fLuFfY NoIsE AnY OnE MoThErFuCkEr's gOnNa wAnNa pUkE AlL OvEr tHe
MOTHERFUCKING.
truth.

ThEy tAkE A BrOtHeR AnD CuT HiM ThE FuCk oPeN
ShOvE ShIt iN HiM WhAt's nOt nEvEr sUpPoSeD To aLl bEiNg iNsIdE
CrEeP AnD CrAwL AlL Up iN HiS FrIeD OuT PaN LiKe iT AiN'T BeEn bLoWn tO BiTs aLrEaDy
MaKe hIm gEt aLl uP In tHe hArShEsT BuSiNeSs wItH HiS ReSpItEbLoCkBrOs
SpEnD HiS SlEePtImE In tHe hAlLs wHeRe hE CaN'T GeT No mOtHeRfUcKiNg sHuTeYe
RiP ThEm gOoD BrOs hE Be aLl sPlItTiN ThIs mOtHeRfUcKiN ShItHoLe wItH FrOm hIm
MaKe tHeM GoNe fOrEvEr
without saying MOTHERFUCKING GOOD bye.
GiVe iN HiM SoMe WICKED MOTHERFUCKING URGES.
that he all ain't never been to feeling before.
MAKE HIM QUESTION his.
mother.
FUCKING SELF.

WhO ArE YoU, mOtHeRfUcKeR?

HaHa
HAHA.
haha.
HONK.
honk.
HONK.
honk.

WHO THE MOTHER FUCK AM I?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

SoMeTiMeS A MoThErFuCkEr jUsT Be fEeLiNg aLl sOrT Of fUcKiN FeElInGs tElLiNg iN HiM To lEt tHeM TeXtUaLoSiTiEs rIgHt oUtTa hIs fInGeRs aLl iN WhAtEvEr wAy tHeM DuDeS Be wAnTiNg tO CoMe tHe mOtHeRfUcK OuT

CaN'T Be dEnYiNg tHeM FeElInGs

CAN YOU?

I Suppose Not.
But It Is Not The Act Of Denying Them Which I Would Recommend, Merely Submitting These Impulses To Examination.
I Fear They May Be Indicative Of Something Unobserved, Or Perhaps Plainly Observed In The Mood You Here Express.
Needless To Say, I Am Concerned.

well that's such a god damn surprise i think a brother might just fuckin keel over.
WHEN THE FUCK YOU GONNA LEARN TO UP AND KEEP YOUR MEDDLESOME GRUBFUCKIN FROND OUTTA MY BUSINESS.
it ain't nowhere motherfucking near to bein your place.
I AIN'T NONE OF YOUR FUCKING CONCERN, MOTHERFUCKER.

Gamzee, The Tone You Here Adopt Is Completely Unacceptable!
Do Not Dare To Speak To Me As If You Are Somehow Superior To My Care, Or That There Is No Necessity In It.
My Place Is To Serve As I Am Needed, And Such An Attitude From You Betrays A Far Greater Need Than One I Would Consider Abandoning.
Whether You Will Then Appreciate It Is Moot, If This Is The Attitude You've Decided To Take.
But Such An Attitude Itself Is, In My View, The Primary Issue, And I Recommend Correcting It Before Uttering Another Word.

hahahahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
what the fuck you all be trying to say at me?
THAT I AIN'T GOT NO MOTHERFUCKING CHOICE?
that i ain't able to change your motherfucking mind?
BITCH YOU AIN'T UNDERMOTHERFUCKINGSTANDING A MOTHERFUCKER.
come all near me a fucking gain and i will make you wish you motherfucking hadn't.
DO YOU BE FUCKING HEARING ME?

I Am, In Fact, Relaying The Very Opposite.
There Is A Choice.
But If This Is The Selection You Would Deign To Adopt, Then It Is My Duty To Inform You That Is Unacceptable, And To Discourage It As I Am Capable.
Please, Tell Me What Is Wrong.

[WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH HER GOD DAMMIT. WHY WOULDN'T SHE JUST FUCKING LISTEN TO HIM!? He wanted to bash the fucking keyboard in until all of the keys fell off - not that he hadn't done half of that job already while talking to Equius earlier.]

you ain't fooling me no more.
YOU AIN'T MOTHERFUCKING PULLING THE WICKED WOOL OVER THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S GANDER BULBS NO FUCKIN MORE.
all you fuckers here be wanting is to all pretend like you up and got every other motherfucker.
SHIT OUT ALL THIS FAKEY FAKE BULLSHIT NOISE TO LIFT MOTHER FUCKING MORALE.
i don't want nothing to motherfucking do on it.
DON'T WANT NO MORE FUCKIN INVITES TO NO MORE MOTHERFUCKING PITY PARTIES.
won't even get no rsv motherfucking p's from a brother on that shit.
YOU ALL WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY MOTHER FUCKING PROBLEM BE, MOTHERFUCKER?
i'll all up and tell it in you since it's what's got to motherfucking all do with what's my problem is.
I AM MOTHER FUCKING TIRED.
ain't that just the most useless of fuckin problems any brother was all up to be complaining at?

[And he was tired. So tired, in fact, that he was mindlessly smacking away at that keyboard. The sound of the keys distracted him from the other noises he was hearing.]

i'm tired but i ain't sure if i'm motherfucking dreamin or not.
DON'T KNOW IF I'M SUPPOSED TO BE BEING SOME OTHER MOTHERFUCKER.
or my mother fucking self.
DON'T KNOW WHOSE HEAD I ALL GOT SCREWED ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING NUGBONE HERE.
ain't sure if i got my own motherfuckin nugbone, neither.
SURE AS A FUCKIN SHIT'S TIT AIN'T MY MOTHER FUCKING VOICES UP IN HERE.
what's for damn motherfucking sure.
SO I MOTHERFUCKING GUESS.
that is all.
WHAT'S MOTHER FUCKING WRONG WITH ME.
are you all up and rolling in that fuckin satisfaction now?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
hahahahahahahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
honk.
I HOPE YOU ARE.

If Being Tired Is The Primary Difficulty You Are Encountering, Then I Would Recommend That You Sleep.
If There Is Some Uneasiness That Prevents You From Doing So, I Can Keep Watch As You Do.
You Will Be Safe For The Duration.
Just...
Please.
Do What Is Necessary To Correct The Problem.

sleep ain't doin nothin.
SLEEP STOPPED DOIN NOTHIN AND A BROTHER CAN'T EVEN BE AT A PLACE TO ALL BE FIGURING THE FUCK OUT WHY ON THAT SHIT.
be a motherfucking mystery, it all is.

[If you ever listened to anything anyone said, Gamzee, you'd probably figure out that sleeping outside of your dorm was Bad For You. Maybe you should stop being a fucking pansy and go the fuck back to your room.]

if i knew what to motherfucking do.
THEN I ALL WOULD BE MOTHER FUCKING DOING IT, MOTHERFUCKER.
do i be looking like i all am to be fuckin knowing that shit?
DO I MOTHERFUCKING LOOK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER WHAT ALL KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK HE IS MOTHERFUCKING DOING?

Then Perhaps You Might Display Enough Discernment To Defer To The Wisdom Of Those Who May Be In Better Knowledge Of Such Matters.
If You Are Tired, You Require Sleep.
If You Are Incapable Of Sleep, Then Some Piece From The Overall Requirements Of That Maneuver's Practice Is Missing.
I Am Willing To Assist You In Deducing This.
But I Will Need You To Allow Me.

let me flatten this shit out with a mother fucking pin, just all so there ain't being any misunder fucking standings.
YOU'RE ALL BEING TO FUCKIN TELL IN ME.
that if that motherfucking sandman ain't all up to knock a motherfucker upside his fuckin nug.
THAT I AM DOING THE SLEEPING MOTHERFUCKING WRONG!?

[Don't blow up. Don't blow up.]

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK YOU BE ALL INSINUATING AT ME!?
YOU THINK I WENT AND ALL FUCKED UP ON THE SLEEP NOISE!?
HOW MUCH OF A ROT-PAN STUPID SHIT DO YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKING TAKE ME FOR!?
I KNOW HOW TO MOTHER FUCKING SLEEP, MOTHERFUCKER!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO BE FUCKING UP!?

The Meaning In My Statement Is That, In Accordance To What You Have Shared Already, A Problem Exists.
To Attribute It To Your Oversight Was Not My Intention.
I Cannot Draw Any Kind Of Conclusion While Operating With The Dearth Of Data I Currently Possess.
All I Ask Is That You Allow Me The Opportunity To Monitor The Issue.

Edited 2012-08-19 20:56 (UTC)

...you really are to get your motherfuckin mossy rocks off at this shit, ain't you?

I Don't Fully Understand The Implications Of That Phrase, Nor Do I Wish To.
But If You Are Inquiring Whether My Dedication Is Serious, I Can Assure You Of That Fact.

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