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[themsthe8r8ks]

If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Riiiiiiiight?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!

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[hystericull]

every fucking time your motherfuckin ass all up and decides on itself to split.
AIN'T NEVER NEARLY MOTHERFUCKING BEING ALL FOR LONG E FUCKING NOUGH.
hope that fuckin goop gets good and stuck up all lodged in your motherfucking noise tube.
TIL ALL YOU CAN'T BE GETTING NO MOTHER FUCKING AIR DOWN TO THEM PUTRID MOTHERFUCKIN AIR SACS YOURS.
oh, how a brother would fucking pay his left shame globe to see on it.
BY THE MOTHERFUCKING BY.
make to pry the strangleband off this motherfucker's nugbone and you can be all at having your filthy hue back. >;oD
MESSIAHS MOTHERFUCKIN BE KNOWING I AIN'T STANDING TO HAVING TO BE LOOKIN ON IT NO FUCKING MORE.

[themsthe8r8ks]

Why are you so mad, Gamzee????????
Is it 8ecause I k8lled that weak weaky weak we8k saaaaaaaad excuse for a tr8ll?
That's too 8ad, 8ec8use he deserved 8t! He's lucky I w8nt eas8 on him!
And your h8nds 8n't any cleaner th8n mine are th8y????????
:::;)


[It's the only reason for his anger that she can think of. The comment about her splitting is worth pause, but not comment. Maybe he's from further on the timeline, after she leaves to fight Noir? That would make the most sense.]

[hystericull]

[...Vriska was reaching a little far if she only had that explanation for his being angry with her. Back on the meteor, he and Tavros had shared a period if strained communication, and he was pretty sure she hadn't seen them together all the times she was here, either. Maybe she'd delved a little too deep into his mind the last time they had a mental struggle. That was the only explanation he could come up with, at least.]

[Either way, it didn't matter, because she was obviously fucking with him.]

hard to fuckin say on that.
AIN'T MOTHERFUCKING GETTING UP THE KNOWLEDGE ON WHERE ALL LAST YOU WERE TO BE FUCKING STUFFING THEM DIGITS YOURS.
but spare at me the motherfuckin deets on that cause i ain't sure on how fucking well the old bilesack could be handling them.

[...Wait.]

YOU DID MOTHER FUCKING *WHAT*!?

[themsthe8r8ks]

[Hey, if Terezi was pissed at her for that, why not Gamzee, right? Vriska does something completely normal and everyone h8s her for it anyway! So typical.]

I h8 to admit this........
8ut I'm having even more trou8le making sense of your squawking than usual.
What are you 8a88ling a8out?

[hystericull]

DON'T FUCKIN BE ALL UP AND ACTING LIKE YOU AIN'T GOT A SHIT'S TIT ON WHAT ALL I BE.
mother fucking.
8A88LING A8OUT.
you motherfucker.

ALL YOU NEED TO BE MOTHER FUCKING KNOWING AT IS WHAT ALL I BE STICKING AT YOUR PAN-IMPAIRED NUG RIGHT THE MOTHERFUCK NOW.
i will motherfuckin kill you.
I AIN'T MOTHERFUCKING FALLIN FOR THIS PRETENDY FORGETTY HOOFBEASTSHIT NO MORE.
quit playing like you ain't got no clue what's all goin the motherfuck down here.
YOU CAN ALL BE TAKING THEM FAKEY FAKE LIES AND SHOVING THEM ALL UP IN THAT MOTHERFUCKING ARACHNOOK YOURS.

[themsthe8r8ks]

Why Gamzee!
If I didn't know any 8etter I'd think you're waxing 8lack for me!
Why else would you 8e spewing all this h8 for no reason????????
I'm flattered, 8ut........
I'm just not down with the clown! Sorry, loser! I'm waaaaaaaay out of your league. ::::)

[hystericull]

[HOLY FUCK.]
[YOU.]
[DID.]
[NOT.]
[JUST.]
[FUCKING.]
[GO THERE.]

yeah yeah fuckin yeah.
WITH ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING TIMES YOU SPAT THAT SHITTY DRIVEL AT A BROTHER UNPROVOKED.
the clammy frigid spiderbitch doth protest too motherfuckin much on it, i fuckin thinks.

MAYBE YOU BE UP IN THE FUCKIN RIGHTNESS ON ONE MOTHER FUCKING THING, THOUGH.
gettin down with how all correct you fuckin be.
ON THE FACT THAT AIN'T NO ONE GOT THEIR FUCKIN ASSES IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN LEAGUE OF VAPID CUNTS.
maybe that be why no one fuckin wants you.

[themsthe8r8ks]

God seriously Gamzee what is your deal????????
I know you were getting up to some weird shit on the meteor 8ut that had nothing to do with me!
Did I step on one of your precious shitty horns or something?
Or is this more altern8 timeline 8ullshit????????

[hystericull]

[Hahaha. Too easy.]

[Maybe this actually was a different Vriska. Either that, or she was particularly effortless to anger this time around. Bitch got up on the wrong side of the human rest slab today. The tower will do that to you.]

all my fucking horns be gone.
BUT THANKS FOR RUBBING SOME MOTHERFUCKING SALT UP ALL IN FUCKIN THAT WOUND.

a brother be maybe now inclined at motherfuckin getting his believings on in the motherfuckin fact what you ain't from what's where i all thought you fuckin was.
BECAUSE ALL OF THE FACT WHAT YOU BE MORE A MOTHERFUCKIN MORON THAN I ALL WAS UP AND GIVING YOU FUCKING CREDIT FOR.
mostly.

IN LIEU OF MOTHERFUCKIN THAT WICKED REVELATION.
i all got a deal for your ass, motherfucker.
PROSTRATE YOUR SWILL BEFORE A BROTHER AND HE'LL GET HIS CONSIDER ON OF LEARNING YOU THE MOTHER FUCKING ROPES HERE.

[themsthe8r8ks]

We all have something we had to leave 8ehind. Deal with it.
You want me to 8eg for your help????????
Yeah sure. In your dreams may8e!
Do you dream a8out it, Gaaaaaaaamzee?
A8out poor helpless little Vriska on her knees 8egging and 8egging?
8ecause that's the closest you'll ever get to the real thing!
Hahahahahahahaha!

[hystericull]

don't talk on shit what you ain't motherfuckin getting your know of, girl.
BEEN ALL POPPIN MY MOTHERFUCKIN LOOKSTUBS ON YOU IN WHAT'S A MUCH WORSE STATE.
been fuckin one of the highlights of this whole motherfucking vacation.
IT ALL MOTHER FUCKING WAS.
shit was much fuckin better than any sleep-movies in my motherfuckin nug could all ever hope to be being.
GOT TO RIP YOU THE FUCK APART WITH THAT MOTHER FUCKING VROOM-VROOM STICK.
you know, the one that makes the noise.
WHATEVER THE MOTHERFUCK IT'S ALL BEING CALLED AND SHIT.
kept slicing chunks of you off til there all up and weren't none left to be fucking sliced.
HA HA HA HA.
ha ha ha ha.
HONK HONK HONK HONK.
honk honk honk honk.

;o)

[themsthe8r8ks]

Ugh stop fl8rting with m8!
It's so gr8ss and weird.
Y8u weirdo!

[hystericull]

how all can a brother be up and fuckin bouncing from this convo.
WHEN FUCKIN YOU ALL THROW DOWN SUCH SICK NICEYWORDS LIKE THAT AT HIM? :o)

fuck the motherfuck off, octotits.
AIN'T NO SCRAP OF ME WHAT BE WANTING NONE OF YOU LIKE THAT WAY.
i ain't gonna fuckin say it a mother fucking gain.

[themsthe8r8ks]

You keep denying it 8ut turn right around and do it again!
What happened to 8eing scared of me Gamzee????????
You were cuter when you weren't trying so hard. ::::)

[hystericull]

mother fucking yawn.
AND YOU WAS MORE FUCKIN INTERESTING WHEN YOU ALL WASN'T SO MOTHERFUCKING SHITTY AT TROLLING A BITCH.
wait, that was fuckin never.
GOTTA PUT A LITTLE MORE MOTHERFUCKING EFFORT IN TO ALL GET MY MOTHER FUCKIN GOAT.

anyways.
SINCE YOU AIN'T EVEN THE BROAD WHO I ALL WAS THINKING YOU MOTHERFUCKIN WERE UP AT BEING.
ain't got no reason to be wastin no more motherfuckin seconds with you.
LEST MY UMPTEENTH FUCKIN DEATH HERE BE CAUSED BY FUCKING BOREDOM.

[themsthe8r8ks]

You think I was trying to troll you?
Hahahahahahahaha!
You're even more desper8 and pathetic than I thought!
Your nasty clown carcass isn't worth the attention, loser.
Even lame little Tavros is more interesting than you!
Do you know why, Gamzee????????
8ecause you're 8ooooooooring!
All you've done is honk your own horn and 8a88le a8out how gr8 killing me would 8e!
Who HASN'T 8een so pissed at me they wanted to kill me at some point????????
8ut feel free to try!
You think I care? You think your shitty threats are enough to 8other me even an itsy 8iiiiiiiitsy 8it?
I know, let's ask one of my 8lack oracles or your precious messiahs!


Sources say no. :::;)

[hystericull]

hahahahahahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
backpedal some fuckin more, bitch.
YOU DON'T FUCKIN LIKE MY POLKA-DOTTED ASS?
wait right the fuck here while alls i get to spillin some grape juice down these little white cheeks mine.

SEEMED TO MOTHERFUCKIN HAVE THEM WEBBY PANTIES UP IN A FUCKIN TWIST EARLIER.
but fuckin all tell in a brother this, girl.
THE FUCK IS ELSE THERE TO MOTHERFUCKIN DO.
than honk my own motherfuckin horn, heh heh. ;o)
WHEN THE BITCH MOTHERFUCKIN WHO I ALL UP AND HAVE THE MOST FUCKIN MISFORTUNES OF SHARIN SUCH DULL TEXTUALIZATIONS WITH.
ain't staving off this lethargy none.

I CAME HERE FOR FUCKIN ENTERTAINMENT.
ask your precious little waterball if this exchange gets any fuckin better, will you.

[themsthe8r8ks]

All I see is "8luh 8luh huge 8itch why would I keep talking to you?"
And yet........!
You don't stop!
Is trying to troll a 8itch like me soooooooo irrisista8le that you'll 8ore yourself to tears for the chance?
Pathetic!!!!!!!!

My little 8all says it won't 8ecause it's just the sad ravings of a desper8 clown. :::;)

[hystericull]

ugh.
DUNNO WHY ALL A MOTHERFUCKER WAS GETTING HIS MOTHER FUCKING EXPECT ON AT MORE FROM YOU.
this back and forth ain't giving my motherfuckin jimmies the rustling in no way what that they like.
TOODLE MOTHER FUCKING LOO, SNORE WHORE.