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[knightime]

man
what the ever loving fuck was that???
alright
thanks so much shitty tower
i wanted to see earth as a desolate shithole
forget the fact that it shouldnt have even existed
and i was bored out of my skull
ugh
whatever
im back
got a little lost and went by the ruins of earth
etc
worst roadtrip
the radio kept playing bruno mars on repeat
the ac was busted
i have sand in places i didnt think it could get to
the scenery kind of sucked
considering there was none
what i miss???

Comments

[knightime]

you hurt me
my heart is bleeding profusely at how deep you wounded me
let me write all my feelings in my own blood
just for you
because i would never think to give you anything less than my entire soul

[restitchtime]

Not like I'd have accepted anything less anyway. Make sure your penmanship doesn't suck or I'll send that shit back.

[knightime]

it will be the fanciest fucking cursive
script that shit
all the curls you could ever hope for vomited onto a single sheet of poetic justice

[restitchtime]

Aww, that's sweet. Especially considering I don't think you even know how to write in cursive.

[knightime]

ouch
that hurts me right here
here being my heart
i hope you hear it
the sounds of it breaking just a little
need a bandaid for it and everything
you can name my bandaid if you want

[restitchtime]

Thanks, that meant a lot to me. I think I'll name it 'Overdramatic Prick' in honor of you as a return gift.

[knightime]

ill keep it forever
itll be added to my extensive collection of dead things
everyone will be jealous because they wished they had a bandaid as cool as mine and having it named by the rose strider

[restitchtime]

Top item in your urban taxidermy gallery? I don't think that I can handle an honor as big as that.

[knightime]

im sure you can handle it
all the gloating rights
they are yours

[restitchtime]

Damn, that's some serious faith in me you've got going on there. Didn't think you were that stupid.

[knightime]

im doomed to trusting people with the strider title
no thats probably a fucking lie
but hey
i really doubt anyone else understands time shit without having a couple of aneurysms first
theres that

[restitchtime]

It's really not that hard. But hey, who am I to deny myself some quality entertainment while people get the hang of magic bullshit powers?

[knightime]

its more painful then entertaining
its like trying to watch a nic cage movie without vomiting

[restitchtime]

Shitty movies suck, but watching other people be subjected to them is fucking hilarious. It all kind of evens out in the end.

[knightime]

its a total buzzkill when they actually like it though
i cant really enjoy watching people suffer because one of the guys i know whos into that shit
well
he just has really terrible taste in music jesus dicks

[restitchtime]

Yeah, can't say that I understand the problem. I know some people with shitty taste but it's pretty easy to get them worked up anyway.

[knightime]

he was pretty immune to it
or he totally was overdramatic
but most of the time he just brushed it off
i guess thats what happens when dealing with pranksters who think putting buckets over doors is funny

[Rose didn't quite find it that funny.]

[restitchtime]

[this one really isn't keen on the idea either]

When people are that far gone there's really nothing left to be done for them besides take them out back and put them out of their misery.

[knightime]

yea
thats not happening

[Because John is his best bro and the thought of him dying is a terrible thought and because he's pretty sure it isn't just enough to keep someone like John dead.]

hes got his shining moments when hes not being a dipstick

[restitchtime]

How lucky for you. I've never had that happen to me so I wouldn't really know about it.

[her friends suck ass

forever]

[knightime]

are you just friends with a bunch of idiots or?
because whenever you mention them i swear they sound like jerks or that their iq is incredibly questionable

[Although, he doesn't think Rose hates them as much as she trash talks them. She wouldn't have stuck around if the didn't actually like their company right?]

[restitchtime]

Friends is really fucking stretching the definition of the word. I like to think of it more as serving my debt to society by keeping a bunch of assholes and morons in line.

[knightime]

that sounds harsh
guess im glad that my group werent as bad
and you can rest assured that rose lalonde sure as hell didnt take to being the idiot of the group
fancy that
being badass runs in the rose bloodline

[He wonders how bad her version of Dave is though.]

[restitchtime]

I haven't exactly been impressed with anyone whose last name was Lalonde that I've met so far, so you'll forgive me for not jumping on the 'she's probably ok' bandwagon like an asshole.

[HE'S A DICK

SUCH A DICK

WORLD'S BIGGEST DICK

and that was a thing even before the game started]

[knightime]

well ok
shes kind of snotty and she can be a bitch
but she gets shit done and she does the
try to do shit because she means best but sometimes it kind of doesnt end so well
maybe its a universal rule that lalondes are supposed to grate on our nerves

[He'd prefer if your purple version of you didn't try to psychoanalyze him and try to make up secret, deep desires of his heart. Thank you.]