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[knightime]

man
what the ever loving fuck was that???
alright
thanks so much shitty tower
i wanted to see earth as a desolate shithole
forget the fact that it shouldnt have even existed
and i was bored out of my skull
ugh
whatever
im back
got a little lost and went by the ruins of earth
etc
worst roadtrip
the radio kept playing bruno mars on repeat
the ac was busted
i have sand in places i didnt think it could get to
the scenery kind of sucked
considering there was none
what i miss???

Comments

[restitchtime]

I don't know, I can think of a couple who might've succumbed to the unfortunate side effect of major dumbassery.

[knightime]

i have no idea who youre talking about
unless you mean yourself
i have not met any other strider who has succumbed to such ailments

[restitchtime]

Maybe you should take a look in the mirror sometime, because there'll be one staring dully right back at you. Just a suggestion.

[knightime]

you hurt me
my heart is bleeding profusely at how deep you wounded me
let me write all my feelings in my own blood
just for you
because i would never think to give you anything less than my entire soul

[restitchtime]

Not like I'd have accepted anything less anyway. Make sure your penmanship doesn't suck or I'll send that shit back.

[knightime]

it will be the fanciest fucking cursive
script that shit
all the curls you could ever hope for vomited onto a single sheet of poetic justice

[restitchtime]

Aww, that's sweet. Especially considering I don't think you even know how to write in cursive.

[knightime]

ouch
that hurts me right here
here being my heart
i hope you hear it
the sounds of it breaking just a little
need a bandaid for it and everything
you can name my bandaid if you want

[restitchtime]

Thanks, that meant a lot to me. I think I'll name it 'Overdramatic Prick' in honor of you as a return gift.

[knightime]

ill keep it forever
itll be added to my extensive collection of dead things
everyone will be jealous because they wished they had a bandaid as cool as mine and having it named by the rose strider

[restitchtime]

Top item in your urban taxidermy gallery? I don't think that I can handle an honor as big as that.

[knightime]

im sure you can handle it
all the gloating rights
they are yours

[restitchtime]

Damn, that's some serious faith in me you've got going on there. Didn't think you were that stupid.

[knightime]

im doomed to trusting people with the strider title
no thats probably a fucking lie
but hey
i really doubt anyone else understands time shit without having a couple of aneurysms first
theres that

[restitchtime]

It's really not that hard. But hey, who am I to deny myself some quality entertainment while people get the hang of magic bullshit powers?

[knightime]

its more painful then entertaining
its like trying to watch a nic cage movie without vomiting

[restitchtime]

Shitty movies suck, but watching other people be subjected to them is fucking hilarious. It all kind of evens out in the end.

[knightime]

its a total buzzkill when they actually like it though
i cant really enjoy watching people suffer because one of the guys i know whos into that shit
well
he just has really terrible taste in music jesus dicks

[restitchtime]

Yeah, can't say that I understand the problem. I know some people with shitty taste but it's pretty easy to get them worked up anyway.

[knightime]

he was pretty immune to it
or he totally was overdramatic
but most of the time he just brushed it off
i guess thats what happens when dealing with pranksters who think putting buckets over doors is funny

[Rose didn't quite find it that funny.]

[restitchtime]

[this one really isn't keen on the idea either]

When people are that far gone there's really nothing left to be done for them besides take them out back and put them out of their misery.

[knightime]

yea
thats not happening

[Because John is his best bro and the thought of him dying is a terrible thought and because he's pretty sure it isn't just enough to keep someone like John dead.]

hes got his shining moments when hes not being a dipstick

[restitchtime]

How lucky for you. I've never had that happen to me so I wouldn't really know about it.

[her friends suck ass

forever]

[knightime]

are you just friends with a bunch of idiots or?
because whenever you mention them i swear they sound like jerks or that their iq is incredibly questionable

[Although, he doesn't think Rose hates them as much as she trash talks them. She wouldn't have stuck around if the didn't actually like their company right?]

[restitchtime]

Friends is really fucking stretching the definition of the word. I like to think of it more as serving my debt to society by keeping a bunch of assholes and morons in line.