1st Time in Text

[knightime]

man
what the ever loving fuck was that???
alright
thanks so much shitty tower
i wanted to see earth as a desolate shithole
forget the fact that it shouldnt have even existed
and i was bored out of my skull
ugh
whatever
im back
got a little lost and went by the ruins of earth
etc
worst roadtrip
the radio kept playing bruno mars on repeat
the ac was busted
i have sand in places i didnt think it could get to
the scenery kind of sucked
considering there was none
what i miss???

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[knightime]

he wasnt usually around tbqh
elusive fucking bastard most of the time
not that i really minded

[Dave never really resented Bro. Especially not with him being dead. He's wondering what's the big deal.]

i like to try being blissfully ignorant to what this place does
because i seriously rather not deal with its shit

[restitchtime]

Thank god for that. I don't think I'd have been able to deal with him around 24/7.

It's going to happen whether you think about it or not. Might as well try and get the jump on it and maybe fix some shit.

[knightime]

drowning in plush rumps
the most ironic of deaths
no it isnt
its just sad
ugh that apartment was full of stupid

i guess
but fixing something here is easier said than done
still not even sure what we can fix here yet thats for fucking sure
because they dont really give us a yay or nay to being dragged into its fun little games
id like to fix that first
rude as fuck tbh

[restitchtime]

Honestly I was starting to think that it was built out of stupidity and just had layers and layers of bullshit slathered on top. Christ.

Yeah, manners are definitely at the top of the to-do list. Once we get that sorted out everything else should be a fuckton easier.

[knightime]

im not the master of manners
but shit
if im calling you out on bad manners
you better shape up
maybe if this place got some
things might actually change for the better
hahaha yeah right

[restitchtime]

More like we'll probably just get gold embossed invitations to the next slasher movie reenactment. Hey, but it's the thought that counts.

[knightime]

at least they tried
five star treatment
i mean i guess this would be five star treatment for a shitty murderous tower
i cant really tell you since this is my first time
usually dont go checking into places like this
its bad for my health
especially my complexion

[restitchtime]

And god knows that we can't have you breaking out in more serious acne than you've got now. What's left of the world would probably spin off its axis.

[knightime]

the world would shrivel up and die
how dare they destroy such a beautiful and perfect strider complexion
all is lost
nothing can be salvaged

[restitchtime]

It's basically the last omen before the collapse of existence as we know it. Definitely needs to be avoided at all costs.

[knightime]

lucky for everyone
crisis has been adverted
this perfect skin is no longer marred
ive got this shit handled

[restitchtime]

Thank every deity listening in on this near cataclysm. Your magician-like construction of makeshift facial products will save us all from certain doom.

[knightime]

sbahj brand acne face wash
proven to get rid of anything that doesnt belong on your face

[restitchtime]

And to add a healthy smattering of jpg artifacts, I'd imagine.

[knightime]

its a side effect that may occur
sucks to be you if you get it
also may cause sudden drop in the ability to spell words correctly
that also would suck but hey
gotta pay to look gorgeous sometimes
thankfully im pretty sure striders are immune to any such side effects

[restitchtime]

I don't know, I can think of a couple who might've succumbed to the unfortunate side effect of major dumbassery.

[knightime]

i have no idea who youre talking about
unless you mean yourself
i have not met any other strider who has succumbed to such ailments

[restitchtime]

Maybe you should take a look in the mirror sometime, because there'll be one staring dully right back at you. Just a suggestion.

[knightime]

you hurt me
my heart is bleeding profusely at how deep you wounded me
let me write all my feelings in my own blood
just for you
because i would never think to give you anything less than my entire soul

[restitchtime]

Not like I'd have accepted anything less anyway. Make sure your penmanship doesn't suck or I'll send that shit back.

[knightime]

it will be the fanciest fucking cursive
script that shit
all the curls you could ever hope for vomited onto a single sheet of poetic justice

[restitchtime]

Aww, that's sweet. Especially considering I don't think you even know how to write in cursive.

[knightime]

ouch
that hurts me right here
here being my heart
i hope you hear it
the sounds of it breaking just a little
need a bandaid for it and everything
you can name my bandaid if you want

[restitchtime]

Thanks, that meant a lot to me. I think I'll name it 'Overdramatic Prick' in honor of you as a return gift.

[knightime]

ill keep it forever
itll be added to my extensive collection of dead things
everyone will be jealous because they wished they had a bandaid as cool as mine and having it named by the rose strider