[ On the screens today there is one pretty melancholy Maya Fey, who lets out a deep, loud sigh before managing to speak up. ]

I know that this month's been really weird and whack, but they could have brought some food... I mean, I'd like a good burger right now. I'm kind of sick of eating those nutrition bars.

[ She sure has her priorities straight. ]

Does anyone know what else we could possibly eat?