filtered from Ganondorf Dragmire 'cuz he don't need your sass

This is strange and I am not used to doing it, so you will have to settle for what you get.

I was one of the monsters last month. One of the ones in a red mask.

I attacked people.

I'm sorry.

[He's glad he decided to do this through text, because it gave him a lot of time to struggle with word choice. In the time it took him to write those 5 sentences, he laughed, grimaced, put his head in his hands, gagged, revised, and stared at the monitor blankly more times than he could count. All in all, he spent about 20 minutes typing up a message that can be read in 10 seconds.

And he still has one more thing to add, just in case the two people he's on relatively close terms with come across this post. He can't have them worried he's going soft, after all.]

filtered to Nesir Aeser and Lambdadelta

If you know what's good for you, you'll say nothing about this. Just trust me.

What on earth is going on in this place? [Don't mind Nero. He's a little confused by all of the recent network posts lately. ]

This isn't exactly the greatest time for explanations, but I sure as hell would appreciate one just about now. 

What's all this about talk about food poisoning going around? To anyone who might of accidentally eaten poisoned food you have my condolences. That's gotta blow hard. Everything seemed alright a moment ago. Guess it all went to hell, huh?

Geez, this is really starting to get out of hand.

Oh, right. Before I forget, my name's Nero.

Apparently I've been at this tower before and for some reason I don't remember any of it. Don't take it personally if I can't remember names or anything.

[Oh hey, look, it's Sakuma! That's someone you don't see on the network often since he always seems to be busy hiding from people. As it is, he seems a little hesitant to speak--]

Does anyone here know how to make weapons? Since what I'm thinking of isn't that conventional. It's just... I'm tired of not beng able to do anything here in regards to fighting and I might as well play with my strengths. If it isn't possible to make something new, I'm willing to learn something else. My aim is pretty good.

[He pauses slightly.]

Also, I don't really have anything to offer in return. Sorry.

[Unless anyone is willing to learn how to play soccer, that is.

It seems like he's not finished though because he sits there for a bit longer as he fiddles around with the fliter options]

[Filtered away from Kidou.]

By the way, if any of you know Kidou Yuuto, his birthday is coming up and I was thinking of doing something for him. Maybe not a party-- [Because let's admit it, Sakuma would probably throw a really shitty one.]--but maybe a gathering in the media room and we can watch movies and hang out. So if you know him, or just want to join, drop by the media room on the evening of the 5th.

Genda, can you help me make some snacks? Fudou, you're coming too.

[ When the feed manages to turn on, the face of a very angry Maya Fey appears on the screen. However, her face is way too close to the screen. She may know what a computer is, but that doesn't necessarily mean that she knows how to use the terminal well.

When she speaks, she's pretty loud. And not pleased at all. Sure, she may be new, but the reason why she's pissed isn't only because of the tower... ]

I can't believe it! Some weird voice tells me that the world is destroyed, and just when I was going to get some food... there weren't any burgers!

This is some sort of bad joke, right? Because I'm going to get to the bottom of this!

[ And just as suddenly, the feed manages to turn off with a huff and some angry stomping. ]

[the screen comes on, revealing a seventeen-year old with blond hair, who looks to be making an effort to remain serious and calm]

Um, hello. My name is Fate... Fate Testarossa Harlaown. It appears I've been brought to this place against my will, as I suspect all of you have as well... so I won't dwell on that matter.

[takes a deep breath, crossing her arms behind her back.]

I'd like to do whatever I can to help keep the peace around here, if I can. I would also like to volunteer to help any of the young people in the tower, if they so need it. I realize this is a difficult scenario for most people, so if I can provide support in any way possible, I'd like to provide it.

Finally... erm, it appears I have been placed in room 02-07... to anyone I might be staying with, I'd like to introduce myself, and express my hopes that we can live peacefully beside one another.

... That is all, I believe.