23 September 2011 @ 06:35 pm
[The screen flickers on, and a very confused face appears. He's right up at the screen, squinting and trying to figure out if he's making this work properly.]

Umm... hello? Is anybody there? I've been captured again! I hope it's not by England, because then he's going to feed me disgusting food. I don't want disgusting food! Or what if it's somebody else who makes even worse food...

[He tugs at the violet collar around his neck.]

What if they've captured me and want to make me their pet? Dog food doesn't taste nice. I tried it once and it made me ill all day.

[His odd curl seems to be upside down, and tears are starting to form at his eyes. He starts to look around.]
 
 
22 September 2011 @ 02:51 pm
NOOOOOOOOPE.
NO FUCKING WAY.
I AM SERIOUSLY FUCKING DONE WITH THIS TOWER.
HAVE YOU ASSHOLES LOOKED UP L8LY?
MORE FLOORS, AS IF WE NEEDED ANY MORE OF THOSE.
DID I MENTION AT LEAST THREE OF THEM ARE FUCKING HORRI8LE????????
JEGUS FUCK, I'M SO SICK OF THIS SHIT.
AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC OF THINGS I'M SICK OF, LET'S TALK A8OUT SOME MORE OF THOSE.
8Y NOW I'M SURE YOU'VE ALL FUCKING FIGURED OUT THAT SOME ASSHOLE HERE SHARES MY NAME.
LET ME STRESS TO YOU THAT ITS THE ONLY FUCKING THING WE HAVE IN COMMON.
SO IF ONE MORE DROOLING WINDOWLICKER COMES UP TO ME AND TRIES COMPARING ME TO HIM, I SWEAR ON MY FUCKING LUSUS THAT I WILL CULL THE EVERLIVING FUCK OUT OF YOU.
HOW HARD IS IT TO UNDERSTAND THAT WE'RE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE?
AND ON ANOTHER NOTE, THE SAME FUCKING THING GOES FOR SERKET.
I AM NOT SERKET AND SHE IS NOT ME.
SO FUCKING CUT THE SHIT.
THIS HAS 8EEN A PSA.
SOAK IT IN YOUR FUCKING DIGESTION SACKS, 8ECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN.
 
 
31 May 2011 @ 09:48 pm
Ignore. ♥
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