23 November 2012 @ 02:10 am
[The following message is repeated no less than seven times: first in English, then Arabic, Mandarin Chinese, Spanish, French, Russian, and Italian.]

It has come to my attention that no one knows what on earth they are saying anymore. While it was entertaining for a moment, I find I've rapidly grown tired of this expansive game of charades and diagrams.

Should anyone be in dire need of a translator, consider me available. Be warned I do not plan to waste my skills on idle chatter.

-Liquid Snake