[April looks both very cheerful and a bit... woobly when the feed clicks on. And her voice sounds a bit slurred when she speaks, almost as if she was a bit drunk]

Captain Jack, I finished that rum you wanted me to make! I couldn't leave it for years like the recipe said though, but a few days worked! It's in the cafeteria for whenever you want some!

… Oh, and since I made a lot of it, anyone else can help themselves to some of it, if they want! It's been a while since I made alcohol, but it still tastes pretty good.

[Welp, that explains why she's a bit drunk.

But just like she said, there are two large bowls of rum in the cafeteria. April is already drinking through the stuff and the Bullfairy she adopted can be seen wobbling around by her feet and making low, hiccuping sounds, having apparently drank some of the rum too.]

Ah, hello everyone. For those of you who have not met me, My name is Fado, the Wind Sage. I hail from the same land as the Heroes in green you've no doubt seen traipsing around here. [His tone is poking fun at them, but he's smiling with pride nevertheless.]

One such green Hero is the young child from the Forest. There is an older version of him here as well, though it is not he who I need to address at this moment. It seems he has recently disappeared from this place... [His usual smile turns to a concerned frown.] Another hero that was very close to me also disappeared, though this was long ago. I had hoped that it was only a temporary situation for either of them, but as more time wears on, it seems that neither are anywhere to be found... If anyone has any news of them, please let me know, though I am doubtful to hear any good tidings.

On a related topic... before I lost track of the young Forest Link, he gave me a gift-- his bow and arrows, in fact. [And he help up the bow with both hands as he looked down on it.] I urged him to keep it for himself, but he insisted; as dangerous as this place is, I am a bit embarrassed to admit that I have no way of defending myself [And his smile was a bit sheepish now.] Though I was gifted with spiritual attunement, I have no such magic as the ways of spells and conjuring as I'm sure is common here. He told me I should learn.

[He doesn't.... really want to make the next request, but he knows that he kind of has to.] Unfortunately, as he has disappeared and I have no experience with any sort of combat situation-- I was wondering if there was anyone that might be able to help me in learning how to use this? I would be greatly in your debt if you would.

If anyone needs anything from me however, I would be glad to offer my assistance to anyone, especially in the wake of such a disaster as what plagued us not that long ago. My door is always open to those that might need help.