20 May 2013 @ 06:47 pm
Excuse me... can someone explain what's going on? Poisoned food? It was fine earlier... is this a joke of some sort? Or is this the administrators doing?
01 September 2012 @ 12:57 pm
I have taken whale meat from a flying space whale that spits monsters, glazed it with ketchup, and covered it with mashed potato frosting.

Somewhere, an actual patissier is crying.

Miss Lambda, your cake is done. I've checked and made sure that it isn't poisonous.
Ah, hello everyone. For those of you who have not met me, My name is Fado, the Wind Sage. I hail from the same land as the Heroes in green you've no doubt seen traipsing around here. [His tone is poking fun at them, but he's smiling with pride nevertheless.]

One such green Hero is the young child from the Forest. There is an older version of him here as well, though it is not he who I need to address at this moment. It seems he has recently disappeared from this place... [His usual smile turns to a concerned frown.] Another hero that was very close to me also disappeared, though this was long ago. I had hoped that it was only a temporary situation for either of them, but as more time wears on, it seems that neither are anywhere to be found... If anyone has any news of them, please let me know, though I am doubtful to hear any good tidings.

On a related topic... before I lost track of the young Forest Link, he gave me a gift-- his bow and arrows, in fact. [And he help up the bow with both hands as he looked down on it.] I urged him to keep it for himself, but he insisted; as dangerous as this place is, I am a bit embarrassed to admit that I have no way of defending myself [And his smile was a bit sheepish now.] Though I was gifted with spiritual attunement, I have no such magic as the ways of spells and conjuring as I'm sure is common here. He told me I should learn.

[He doesn't.... really want to make the next request, but he knows that he kind of has to.] Unfortunately, as he has disappeared and I have no experience with any sort of combat situation-- I was wondering if there was anyone that might be able to help me in learning how to use this? I would be greatly in your debt if you would.

If anyone needs anything from me however, I would be glad to offer my assistance to anyone, especially in the wake of such a disaster as what plagued us not that long ago. My door is always open to those that might need help.
23 August 2012 @ 03:42 pm
Greetings, everyone. I am Sertoria Cani and I would like to follow up with April's post on the network.

If there is anyone else who would like to join in on a training session I will be holding, then I will hold them on the floors available. Additionally, if you would like to hold your own training sessions following that event, then you are able to hold your own.

I look forward to seeing others there.
22 August 2012 @ 05:30 pm
ſo now that this unpleaſant "creepy ſea beaſtie that is not actually a ſea beaſtie at all but none the leſs was very much beaſtial" buſſineſs is over

and given how i think i might have finally figured out how this place works

who would be ſo kind as to point me to the rum floor?

[Well, the good news, animus, is that he's not hopelessly illiterate! The bad news is that he's also not all that bad with computers either the capslock/shift key is just elusive, that's all. The worse news is that he's still a troll, and now he's gonna troll your network with his fancy 18th century typeface. Savvy?]
08 August 2012 @ 10:10 pm
[ The screen snaps on, revealing the youthful face of a pointy-eared teen looking...not at the camera. His head is tilted at such an angle that one of his red earrings is visible, as is a great deal of hair. It's matted down in the back, as if he's only just taken off a hat he's worn for a while. The top of his beige shirt is just barely visible, but the purple-and-green hilt of his sword is in plain view--and occasionally taps the screen.

Eventually he sits up, his exceptionally thick eyebrows furrowed in concentration and his lips tugged down at the edges. In a second, his expression changes to something more...guarded. ]


Has anyone seen a girl named Zelda here?
15 February 2012 @ 12:50 am
[So after figuring out how everything worked, you get to see a familiar blonde haired elf wearing a green tunic and hat. This one in particular shouldn't be familiar. But there are a few others who look just like him. He steps back a bit and holds up a box of chocolate.]

If anyone can see this, I have a question.

[He pulls a chocolate out of the box and stares at it.]

What are these?

((OOC: Ok so. Ghirahim's player and I have a little plot thing that's gonna be going on so due to what is happening, Ghirahim will be replying to everyone who replies and Link may not. Basically, Ghirahim's gonna be in jealous hate-love with Link and Link's gonna be trying to rip Ghirahim's heart out so yeah <:))