12 May 2013 @ 10:25 pm

I find this whole situation questionable for a multitude of reasons I won't divulge, so I'll spare the moronic queries and figure shit out myself.
Though I can't say I appreciate some apparent omniscient fuckers claiming to have saved my ass from impending doom only to lock me away in a tower.
I mean, someone has their lore all backwards right there.
Anyway, I digress.
I need to know the whereabouts of the following people as soon as possible: Roxy Lalonde, Jake English, Jane Crocker.
If you know where any of these people might be then drop me a line. Otherwise do a guy a favour and keep any useless trivia to yourself.
30 August 2012 @ 02:23 pm
[If anyone hasn't seen Dirk for a while, it's because he hasn't been here. But he's back now, oblivious to what's been happening in the tower for the past month. The more pressing issue for him at the moment is processing what he's experienced in that wasteland.]

I refuse to believe that was my home world.

[And that's just all he has to say on the matter. What's probably most disconcerting is at this moment, as much as he hates this place, he's glad to be back here. At least here, he's not alone.]
30 July 2012 @ 06:44 pm
k so lemme get this striahgt
stright* godamnit
fuck it u kow what i mean
but yea earth is razzed and we got our asses saved by some ~mysterious force~ or somethin?

Roxy, let me handle this. You’re far too excitable to handle this properly.
As far as I know, SBURB was supposed to save the world, but we are clearly not in the game. We didn’t enter it, at the very least. We are somewhere that is not of our home.
Which was going to be destroyed regardless, really.
jaaaney i got this, god!!!
LMAO oops this isnt my color
doo dee doo I’m Jane and i need to stop bein such a tightass

oh shit dirk and jake
u 2’d bettr b ok n safe somewhere or im gonna b rly upset n mad at u :(

Ugh, wait. This is needlessly frustrating.
And stop touching my chest! You have your own!
Dirk, Jake. Or anyone here at all, I’m not picky. Can any of you tell us our location, and how we got here? Anything pertinent to the situation.

also collers
wtf is up w/ them?

I think that would count as pertinent to the situation.
just gettin it out there, janey
honk wonk ;)
And stop using my color! You’re going to confuse everyone.
cant stop wont srop <3

y r we still typing when were right next to each other?
I’m...not really sure. But we are. And now nobody is going to want to help us!
Because there are already so many shenanigans.

shooosh janey shooooooosh
any1 wanna help us out w/ a few answers?

We would most appreciate it.
And please stop stroking my face. It’s kind of strange.

[ooc: Tags will be coming from both [personal profile] skulltini and [personal profile] worststrider!]
20 July 2012 @ 03:34 pm
hey tower folks
im in a bit of a jam
and i aint making any jokes
and im gonna stop right now because i almost started some sick rhymes and that wasnt what i was aiming for
so lets say you got hit by some major sick fires
these burns are pretty bad
anyone know how to take care of sick burns
its probably like taking care of actual burns
but yeah
you tell me how to deal with all these sick burns
and idk
we can figure something out i guess
aint a big deal anyways
just need some friendly help once in awhile
and since im on the network
has anyone noticed that there are people missing?
more than usual
like the place just seems to be severely lacking in more people than usual
02 July 2012 @ 09:56 am
Specifically for the occupants of 2-10
[When Dirk awakens and can't move at first, he finds himself panicking. This isn't something that normally happens, so it's a huge relief when he actually is able to move. Immediately, he's able to tell he's not where he should be. His memory is a little hazy due to the fact he's still waking up, but he knows that the last thing he was doing, which certainly wasn't sleeping. Who could sleep when their home was under attack?

The letters he finds answers a few of the initial questions he has, but it leaves a billion more unanswered. His world was destroyed? Given the state it was in, he isn't surprised, but he was supposed to get into the game first. He's pretty sure this isn't it. This is horribly disconcerting, because he can't help but wonder about his friends. Did they make it to safety? Are they here?

After another few moments, he's aware he's not the only person in the room either. Well then.]

...Who are you people.

Network; open.
I'm not entirely sure what is going here, so perhaps someone can shed some light on this situation.
How is it that I've arrived here?
I'm finding the information provided by the welcoming committee highly doubtful for a multitude of reasons that I don't have time to get into at this time.
With that, I'll cut to the chase; in the off-chance that it's actually correct, that my world was destroyed, I must ask.
Does anyone know Roxy Lalonde, Jake English, Jane Crocker and their whereabouts?
02 July 2012 @ 12:33 am
This post, if people would like to utilize it, can be used to quickly meet up with those you were separated or stranded from during the previous month, as well as ensuring one another of your safety.

This will help ensure that we have one place to check for such correspondences, and will not flood the network with an overabundance of the same sentiment.

You're free to utilize your own means, of course- I simply figured this would be a useful tool, after all that has happened.